Today, my girlfriend wanted to role-play non-consensual sex. I was already uncomfortable with the idea, and when she started begging, "No, no" as I stripped her, I dropped the role-play and walked out. Now she's pissed at me. I'm sorry, but this is fucking creepy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend offered to roleplay as a sexy nun, then dumped me, claiming my saying yes meant I was attacking her catholic faith and that I’m a sick, depraved criminal. She was the one who offered. I’m not remotely interested in roleplay, I only agreed cause I thought it was her kink. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she wanted to get a little crazy and try some role-play. "Act like you don't want it," she said. Without thinking, I replied, "Well, that should be easy." FML
Today, my normally-prudish girlfriend grabbed my crotch and said, "I want you to fuck me like I've never been fucked." I obliged. She loved it, until after we'd finished, when she decided that she felt "cheap, gross, and used" and started a huge fight. FML
Today, my girlfriend convinced me to do some bedroom roleplay, and we decided on acting out a job interview scenario. I suggestively told her that if she wanted to get the job, she'd have to use her mouth on something else first. She called me a pig and ended the roleplay right there. FML
Today, some filthy creep grabbed my girlfriend's ass in front of me. I smashed his face in, as would be expected. Afterwards, we had wild sex, then she cried, told me how frightened my "unprovoked violent response" made her, and kicked me out. I'm now in a seedy motel, wondering what the hell happened. FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to roleplay as a schoolgirl. I was excited, until we started and she asked me to lick her "vajayjay". I cringed so hard, my skull practically caved in. I broke down laughing while trying to explain my cringing. Now she's pissed and I'm blue-balled. FML
Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were role playing when her mum walked past the slightly open door, saw me, and chased me out of the house for stealing her baby's innocence. I was only wearing a red speedo. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that getting on all fours and barking at my penis for fun in the center of a mall is extremely inappropriate. She thinks otherwise, and promises to do it again. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend started coming on to me. I was appalled, and told her she was a terrible friend. My girlfriend jumped out of nowhere and started crying. Apparently, her kink is watching her best friend and boyfriend fuck, and she's now mad I didn't go for it. What the fuck? FML
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Nico Noppe 10
Inform yourself with your girlfriend about the world of BDSM. Make sure you have a clearly established safeword before you begin and (most importantly) TALK AFTERWARDS about what happened. After-care is the most important thing in "non-consent" kinks. Of course, is she doesn't want to get informed or even get a safe word, you're right to walk away.
scorpz 11
You dodged a bullet there
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scorpz 11
You dodged a bullet there
Nico Noppe 10
Inform yourself with your girlfriend about the world of BDSM. Make sure you have a clearly established safeword before you begin and (most importantly) TALK AFTERWARDS about what happened. After-care is the most important thing in "non-consent" kinks. Of course, is she doesn't want to get informed or even get a safe word, you're right to walk away.
FluffythePink 24
The thing about kinks is that *both* parties need to be either interested in indulging or acknowledging that it's a 'let's find out if *we* like this' situation. If one person isn't comfortable with it then you don't go there. If your gf can't understand that her fantasy icks you the **** out then she's not giving a shit about your feelings or preferences. You might want to sit and have a serious think about how she treats you in general, not just this attempting to force and shame you into a sex act you don't want...
brittmill420 12
It’s not for everyone
brittmill420 12
It’s not for everyone