Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend wanted to role-play non-consensual sex. I was already uncomfortable with the idea, and when she started begging, "No, no" as I stripped her, I dropped the role-play and walked out. Now she's pissed at me. I'm sorry, but this is fucking creepy. FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to roleplay as a schoolgirl. I was excited, until we started and she asked me to lick her "vajayjay". I cringed so hard, my skull practically caved in. I broke down laughing while trying to explain my cringing. Now she's pissed and I'm blue-balled. FML
Today, I had a dream where I was giving Justin Bieber a blowjob. I'm a totally straight male. I have half a mind to bill the little bastard for therapy sessions. FML
Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend convinced me to do some bedroom roleplay, and we decided on acting out a job interview scenario. I suggestively told her that if she wanted to get the job, she'd have to use her mouth on something else first. She called me a pig and ended the roleplay right there. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML
Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
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Welshite 40
Did you scream "baby, baby, baby, ooh..."?
cmayer 20
I am so very sorry for your misfortune.
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Comments (250)
ygdrassil 17
I have to respect him for being successful. Even if he has no talent (and he does have some) he's convinced a herd of sheep ("Beliebers") that he does. And he's rich because of it. But he wouldn't be successful at all if he weren't really handsome.
Wani_fml 12
@49: That's what you think, but I came down with a terminal case of originality a few months back that was fortunately cured when I took an arrow to the knee.
Tiffanywastaken 16
she's a keeper for sure, OP!
mrtonyanderson 20
Time to dump that bitch, unacceptable.
AmberAusgeflippt 13
Is she legal?!.... Either she, or you, are probably not old enough to be having sex. Anybody else agree?
djbrisvegas 9
You shouldn't be having sex with children ;)
jkmartinjk 16
He has put millions of dollars into taxes in Canada. Can't complain with that!
nicolegrace8925 9
at least she didnt ask you to dress like him
dermor 3
no amount of sex is worth that kind of embarrassment
unhappyhug 11
Time for a new gf dude