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If all of you girls have their own room, you can do like senior residences do; everybody stays in their room, mandatory weekly testing, daily cleaning and disinfecting of all common areas by someone in a Hazmat suit, sponge baths only, all linen cleaned in hot water, and no visitors.
I believe malaria victims can still use telephones. I'm not a medical doctor, so I'm not sure if email works with them.
What do you expect the landlord to do?