Today, I was hit on by a guy while I was walking my dog. He said some crude stuff about my chest. I called my husband to pick me up, and after he'd got me my husband blamed me for it, saying I should dress more conservatively. I was wearing a tank top with a zip up hoodie (unzipped) over it, jeans, and flip flops. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, I was running with two other women when a guy started tailing us in his car and catcalling. I quickly got fed up and gave him the finger. Turns out, he's the husband of one of the women I was running with. For the next half hour, I had to listen to her go on about how adorable he was. She totally saw what I did. FML
Today, I had a fight with my husband after I went off on his aunt. We were at her house for a BBQ, she saw me in my casual shorts and tank top, and said to him, “You let her walk out the house like that? She’s a walking rape invitation!” He says she can say whatever she wants since she’s old. FML
Today, I met a new guy at work who wouldn't stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six-hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me that he was her husband. FML
Today, I was walking with my boyfriend down the street and a really hot guy walked past with no shirt on. While distracted by his hardened stomach muscles, I promptly walked into a pole, then became single. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML
Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML
Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML
Today, on my way to work, I had to squeeze by a man sitting in a large truck parked next to my car. I was in a bit of a hurry and in my rush, the collar of my shirt got caught on his grill. My shirt ripped and I flashed the guy my entire boob. FML
Today, while walking on the sidewalk with my boyfriend, I slipped and fell. Not only did he not help me get up or ask if I was okay, he got mad at me for embarrassing him in public. FML
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Michael Wood_279567485 8
I assume when you serve the divorce papers, you'll remind him it's his fault - he should speak and think more respectfully.
xxlk4xx 6
I'm so sorry you had to deal with then and then we're told it was your fault! (it isn't your fault what so ever) petty me would probably buy some old lady gowns that show absolutely NO shape what so ever, and wear those until my husband says anything lol.
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xxlk4xx 6
I'm so sorry you had to deal with then and then we're told it was your fault! (it isn't your fault what so ever) petty me would probably buy some old lady gowns that show absolutely NO shape what so ever, and wear those until my husband says anything lol.
cacheson 42
Maybe but only wear them at home, or when he can see you. He’ll get sick of it
Jon Tessler 14
yeesh, the way you dress, is never an invitation to be catcalled. your husband is an idiot for blaming you
Michael Wood_279567485 8
I assume when you serve the divorce papers, you'll remind him it's his fault - he should speak and think more respectfully.
newwitch2010 11
Time for either marriage counseling or divorce.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Ex husband. Shitty people like that doesn't deserve anyone.
Septemberz_Storm 8
GET OUT NOW. My ex used to blame those kind of things on me, it’s a form of control, GET OUT.
Hangryko 32
I hope you divorced him.