By WhyMe6495 - 06/10/2013 22:28 - United States - Niagara Falls

Today, I repeatedly had to ask people to please stop groping the mannequins. FML
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I work at Kmart and yes this has happened a few times already and i've only worked there for one month

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I tripped on a mannequin once and hugged it for some odd reason I'll never understand..

Maybe they should stop giving the mannequins such nice boobs that look touchable...

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I tripped on a mannequin once and hugged it for some odd reason I'll never understand..

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If word gets around that OP actually notices this, people will start doing it just to piss him off...

I don't understand how other people being immature affects OP's life so much I say "FML".

Because would you want to go up to someone who was grouping it and ask them to stop repeatedly? Without getting annoyed?

Where do you work, that this happens repeatedly?!

hmm maybe a shop that sells clothing? >_>

Well, obviously!

That narrows it down to only several billion shops, good thinking #10! We're getting closer, I can feel it.

I work at Kmart and yes this has happened a few times already and i've only worked there for one month

Maybe it's just all the Walmart's in the general area that I live in, but I'm pretty sure they don't have mannequins.

I can honestly say I've never seen a Kmart with mannequins lol !

actually walmart doesnt have mannequins. at least not any of the ones Ive been to or worked at.

she said kmart.....

Maybe they should stop giving the mannequins such nice boobs that look touchable...

Have you seen the ones that have protruding nipples?

It always kinda creeps me out when I see a mannequin with nipples. WHAT ARE THEY FOR?!? "OMG Becky! This one will show off your nipples sooo well!" "Like totally Stacy! Now all the boys will come talk to me!"

The boys wouldn't talk to Stacy, they'd talk to her mom

'Cuz everyone knows that Stacey's mom has got it going on.

Why didn't you just enjoy the show?

Sounds like a shitty situation.

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Your frontal lobes, sir. Hand them over.

#9, he can't give what he doesn't have.

Then don't have such bodacious mannequins.

Were the mannequin's titties out? Because if so, it's an open invitation. Everyone needs a grope or two, even in Macy's.

Oh please. Did you see how those mannequins were dressed? They were totally asking for it

Sorry about that. I just get kinda lonely some time.

To be fair, they can often be sexy.