Time for some DIY

By Anonymous - 20/05/2022 22:00

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Today, my husband and I were home alone and we wanted to do the nasty multiple times before our kids got back from school. He lasted less than two minutes, then fell asleep. It's been 6 weeks since my last orgasm. FML
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Hangryko 31

Tell him. More foreplay, plus he needs to stay awake after.

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Chazzster 28

With my wife and I, we have a routine - We watch **** that appeals to both of us, then I use a toy and oral on her until she has an ****** then after she recovers it’s my turn… Your spouse won’t know what you want and need unless you tell them. And that’s got to be in a non judgmental way. Except for paid **** actresses, (who are good at faking) it’s relatively rare that a woman has an ****** just from standard penetrative sex. Plus the more horny the male, the quicker he finishes. Young men in good health can usually go again though in an hour or less…

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Hangryko 31

Tell him. More foreplay, plus he needs to stay awake after.

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Chazzster 28

With my wife and I, we have a routine - We watch **** that appeals to both of us, then I use a toy and oral on her until she has an ****** then after she recovers it’s my turn… Your spouse won’t know what you want and need unless you tell them. And that’s got to be in a non judgmental way. Except for paid **** actresses, (who are good at faking) it’s relatively rare that a woman has an ****** just from standard penetrative sex. Plus the more horny the male, the quicker he finishes. Young men in good health can usually go again though in an hour or less…

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poopface82 19

I’m glad I don’t get tired after sex. I can just clean up, chug some water and finish the job. In your case, I’d raid his savings for his next big guy toy and buy a Sybian. Or spend a hundred bucks on a wand thingy. Whatever works.

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wrenavery90 12

geez lady. Give yourself an ******. You don't need a man for that.

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aaa143143 15

You don’t need one but when he CANT give her one when she wants it red flag

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Demona666 19

Be happy that you have orgsams sometimes :/

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kitten79TX 5

1. Have a talk with him. 2. **********. There's no reason to go that long without an orgadm. Magic Wands are wonderful toys.

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wrenavery90 12

Sounds like you need to take matters into your own hands.

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