FML : Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend...

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By BlackPolarbear / Saturday 23 January 2010 08:05 / United States

Intimacy

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By MiniatureMayhem | 0

#793213 - Saturday 23 January 2010 04:09

Tell your mom you were enjoying a really good chocolate cake.

By junying | 0

#793226 - Saturday 23 January 2010 04:11

Your girlfriend totally did that on purpose. :D

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By MiniatureMayhem | 0

#793213 - Saturday 23 January 2010 04:09

Tell your mom you were enjoying a really good chocolate cake.

picturescrazy | 24

#793546 - Saturday 23 January 2010 06:50

A woman posted this... a woman that has a dick....

epicFAIL_Sometim | 0

#793627 - Saturday 23 January 2010 07:56

The cake is a lie

taycandy96 | 2

#793767 - Saturday 23 January 2010 08:47

which means she's a sheman

vgmaster | 0

#793794 - Saturday 23 January 2010 08:59

first time replying.... hehe

Bertha5 | 0

#793808 - Saturday 23 January 2010 09:06

haha! Suks for u. thta y u donntt answer ur phone while having sexx. ;)

HeresReality | 0

#793898 - Saturday 23 January 2010 09:55

true! that's hilarious. also, no guys moan unless they are faking like they like it for thier partner

rennobeinna | 0

#793914 - Saturday 23 January 2010 10:06

holy fuck ur rite

jpest17 | 5

#794851 - Sunday 24 January 2010 05:48

love portal!

BlueJeans2626 | 0

#794884 - Sunday 24 January 2010 05:59

how do you know a woman posted it?

caticaticati | 3

#794918 - Sunday 24 January 2010 06:16

Because there's a gender listed under the post. DUHHH.

JF4509 | 0

#796014 - Sunday 24 January 2010 07:31

lmfaoo

lolpwntdumass | 0

#813309 - Sunday 31 January 2010 08:18

your a woman. even if you were a guy, if you can't control yourself your still a woman

hwkfan1 | 10

#973531 - Saturday 3 April 2010 10:22

maybe she is michael Jackson or lady gaga half!

ZleveL | 0

#1010014 - Friday 28 May 2010 06:10

43 it's sheMALE

chicabonita5683 | 0

#1071222 - Wednesday 7 July 2010 05:15

That's not true...if it's a surprise, like it was, a moan might escape for some guys.

few12 | 0

#1179975 - Tuesday 3 August 2010 07:46

maybe an accident? or it was the woman who posted it for her bf?

few12 | 0

#1183839 - Tuesday 3 August 2010 10:12

She was playing with his dick. what if she bent it the other way or something? Think, SHE WAS PLAYING WITH HIS DICK

midnightsdawn13 | 4

#1747947 - Thursday 25 November 2010 06:15

Or has a strap-on/vibrator?

By phara_fml | 0

#793214 - Saturday 23 January 2010 04:09

Sucks for you. :)

By a1b2c3d4e5f6 | 0

#793215 - Saturday 23 January 2010 04:09

what dick? it says you're a woman

anela_fml | 0

#793374 - Saturday 23 January 2010 05:07

ha ha oh my hmmmm

nikkamad | 0

#2129332 - Sunday 27 February 2011 03:40

looool

By kluger | 3

#793217 - Saturday 23 January 2010 04:10

Haha, nice.

By Nic_hole | 0

#793221 - Saturday 23 January 2010 04:11

Hahahaha!

By junying | 0

#793226 - Saturday 23 January 2010 04:11

Your girlfriend totally did that on purpose. :D

fairygirl88 | 5

#2212324 - Sunday 20 March 2011 11:11

ur girlfriend has a great sense of humor

By awesome576 | 0

#793242 - Saturday 23 January 2010 04:15

hahahaha

climbthoserocks | 6

#793247 - Saturday 23 January 2010 04:16

make up an excuse. not that hard.

wandaax03 | 0

#793264 - Saturday 23 January 2010 04:19

apparently, it was (;

sam11jide | 0

#793299 - Saturday 23 January 2010 04:28

hahaha nice

aoife123 | 0

#977009 - Saturday 10 April 2010 03:21

hahaha, I wish you could 'like' comments on these things

jjstock | 7

#3305387 - Sunday 18 September 2011 01:01

You can thumbs up lol,next best thing

SecretAgent_700 | 15

#6377572 - Tuesday 11 August 2015 06:25

I think #94 was in reply to #16...

By chyeahbro | 0

#793258 - Saturday 23 January 2010 04:18

ydi for answering the phone while having sex

By perdix | 29

#793278 - Saturday 23 January 2010 04:23

YDI for not having your own FML account (they cost sooooo much, you hobo!) or being a chick with a dick.

a1b2c3d4e5f6 | 0

#793294 - Saturday 23 January 2010 04:27

I know! Free is so expensive! It's either: (a) fake (b) the guy is dumb enough to complain using his girlfriends account (c) it's a chick with a dick (d) none of the above Isn't multiple choice fun?

Sirin_fml | 46

#793589 - Saturday 23 January 2010 07:27

a) Meh. b) Yawn. c) Suicide by USB port. d) Perdix, you look stunning in that unitard. There is no "shoot Perdix before he starts making sexually inappropriate comments" option, so we are all doomed.

perdix | 29

#793910 - Saturday 23 January 2010 09:59

Thanks, Sirin, sometimes I do feel a little bad when I make the "sexually inappropriate" comments in the general FML section, but when they are in the "Intimacy" category, all bets are off, baby!