Today, my motorcycle was stolen from the 4th level of my “secure” gated parking garage. I strategically park it tightly between my car and a concrete wall to limit theft opportunity. They scratched my car trying to get it out. FML
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aero_fml
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@$6 fuck that if I had a bike there's no way in hell I'd be taking chances. FYL for sure.
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thx1138_fml
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I'd sue the parking complex if they advertised "secure" parking....
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SergioFML
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Fail.
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idontfkincare
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all aboard the failboat!
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KJLD5
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wow what a rich bitch :P
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Metal1209
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Awww man that sucks, and is really ironic too!
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mccool37
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Ironic?
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FweakofCydonia
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Ironic because his motorcycle got stolen at a "secure" parking garage.
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WormFromABird
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Lmao, that just sucks... Hope your car was insured or something
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kitkatkelly
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Man. Sounds like you did everything you possibly could :
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SluttyMcNugget
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This isn't funny!! FMLs should have some humor in them...it says so in the moderation thingy, look:
"A good FML should be authentic, well written and make you laugh without being too shocking."
This is too shocking!! I demand that it be removed!! NOW!!
"A good FML should be authentic, well written and make you laugh without being too shocking."
This is too shocking!! I demand that it be removed!! NOW!!
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Sheepiebeepie
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Damn chill
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funsize003
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"to limit theft opportunity"
ha you sound like a tightwad to me.
ha you sound like a tightwad to me.
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aero_fml
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@$6 fuck that if I had a bike there's no way in hell I'd be taking chances. FYL for sure.
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homiecat
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you should make sure you have insurance on your car...and that rly sucks FYL
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Denmark
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How would you get it INTO that spot?
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um_duh
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That sucks but this isn't an FML - its just a shitty situation that some asshole has put you in
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Kinglue
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What. If it's a shitty situation wouldn't an acceptable response be "fuck my life"?