By stolenbike - 14/06/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, my motorcycle was stolen from the 4th level of my “secure” gated parking garage. I strategically park it tightly between my car and a concrete wall to limit theft opportunity. They scratched my car trying to get it out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 753
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@$6 fuck that if I had a bike there's no way in hell I'd be taking chances. FYL for sure.

I'd sue the parking complex if they advertised "secure" parking....

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all aboard the failboat!

wow what a rich bitch :P

Awww man that sucks, and is really ironic too!

Ironic because his motorcycle got stolen at a "secure" parking garage.

Lmao, that just sucks... Hope your car was insured or something

Man. Sounds like you did everything you possibly could :

This isn't funny!! FMLs should have some humor in them...it says so in the moderation thingy, look: "A good FML should be authentic, well written and make you laugh without being too shocking." This is too shocking!! I demand that it be removed!! NOW!!

"to limit theft opportunity" ha you sound like a tightwad to me.

@$6 fuck that if I had a bike there's no way in hell I'd be taking chances. FYL for sure.

you should make sure you have insurance on your car...and that rly sucks FYL

How would you get it INTO that spot?

That sucks but this isn't an FML - its just a shitty situation that some asshole has put you in

What. If it's a shitty situation wouldn't an acceptable response be "fuck my life"?