Today, my motorcycle was stolen from the 4th level of my “secure”...

By stolenbike - 14/6/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, my motorcycle was stolen from the 4th level of my “secure” gated parking garage. I strategically park it tightly between my car and a concrete wall to limit theft opportunity. They scratched my car trying to get it out. FML

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By aero_fml | 0

#305075 - Sunday 14 June 2009 23:20

@$6 fuck that if I had a bike there's no way in hell I'd be taking chances. FYL for sure.

By thx1138_fml | 0

#305262 - Monday 15 June 2009 0:11

I'd sue the parking complex if they advertised "secure" parking....

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By SergioFML | 0

#305018 - Sunday 14 June 2009 23:04

Fail.

idontfkincare | 0

#967711 - Thursday 25 March 2010 4:28

all aboard the failboat!

KJLD5 | 0

#1563961 - Monday 18 October 2010 6:59

wow what a rich bitch :P

By Metal1209 | 0

#305022 - Sunday 14 June 2009 23:05

Awww man that sucks, and is really ironic too!

mccool37 | 1

#3901700 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 4:27

Ironic?

FweakofCydonia | 40

#6493023 - Friday 25 December 2015 1:51

Ironic because his motorcycle got stolen at a "secure" parking garage.

By WormFromABird | 0

#305028 - Sunday 14 June 2009 23:06

Lmao, that just sucks... Hope your car was insured or something

By kitkatkelly | 0

#305042 - Sunday 14 June 2009 23:09

Man. Sounds like you did everything you possibly could :

By SluttyMcNugget | 0

#305053 - Sunday 14 June 2009 23:13

This isn't funny!! FMLs should have some humor in them...it says so in the moderation thingy, look:

"A good FML should be authentic, well written and make you laugh without being too shocking."

This is too shocking!! I demand that it be removed!! NOW!!

Sheepiebeepie | 24

#7413170 - Sunday 19 February 2017 22:28

Damn chill

By funsize003 | 0

#305058 - Sunday 14 June 2009 23:14

"to limit theft opportunity"
ha you sound like a tightwad to me.

By aero_fml | 0

#305075 - Sunday 14 June 2009 23:20

@$6 fuck that if I had a bike there's no way in hell I'd be taking chances. FYL for sure.

By homiecat | 0

#305093 - Sunday 14 June 2009 23:25

you should make sure you have insurance on your car...and that rly sucks FYL

By Denmark | 0

#305107 - Sunday 14 June 2009 23:29

How would you get it INTO that spot?

By um_duh | 0

#305109 - Sunday 14 June 2009 23:29

That sucks but this isn't an FML - its just a shitty situation that some asshole has put you in

Kinglue | 17

#6577402 - Sunday 10 April 2016 0:07

What. If it's a shitty situation wouldn't an acceptable response be "fuck my life"?