Transportation: Today, my motorcycle was stolen from the 4th level of my “secure”...

By stolenbike - 14/06/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, my motorcycle was stolen from the 4th level of my “secure” gated parking garage. I strategically park it tightly between my car and a concrete wall to limit theft opportunity. They scratched my car trying to get it out. FML

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aero_fml 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:20

@$6 fuck that if I had a bike there's no way in hell I'd be taking chances. FYL for sure.

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Monday 15 June 2009 0:11

I'd sue the parking complex if they advertised "secure" parking....

SergioFML 0

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Sunday 14 June 2009 23:04

Fail.

idontfkincare 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 4:28

all aboard the failboat!

KJLD5 0

Monday 18 October 2010 6:59

wow what a rich bitch :P

Metal1209 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:05

Awww man that sucks, and is really ironic too!

mccool37 1

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Wednesday 18 January 2012 4:27

Ironic?

FweakofCydonia 40

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Friday 25 December 2015 1:51

Ironic because his motorcycle got stolen at a "secure" parking garage.

WormFromABird 0

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Sunday 14 June 2009 23:06

Lmao, that just sucks... Hope your car was insured or something

kitkatkelly 0

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Sunday 14 June 2009 23:09

Man. Sounds like you did everything you possibly could :

SluttyMcNugget 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:13

This isn't funny!! FMLs should have some humor in them...it says so in the moderation thingy, look: "A good FML should be authentic, well written and make you laugh without being too shocking." This is too shocking!! I demand that it be removed!! NOW!!