By BadBoyfriend - 03/06/2013 04:31 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not remembering our anniversary. Our three week anniversary. FML
I agree, your life sucks 64 324
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She's crazy and you needed to get away anyway.

The big 21 days of dating, doesn't everyone know that you need to purpose to her for marriage by then?

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She's crazy and you needed to get away anyway.

Yes I agree, OP is lucky that this happened to him before she got his name tattooed on her forehead

sorry OP, but I laughed at the last part) anyway forget about this bitch, she doesn't desrve you)

Stage 5 clinger.. Get out of there!

who the fuck celebrates dating for three weeks?

I hate people who celebrate fake crap like that. 1 week... 3 weeks... 1 month...Why not just celebrate 365 days a year. -_-

Even if it's 3 week it's important... But braking up is to harsh!!

Come on, OP, be honest. Do you REALLY want a GF that freaks out because you don't remember the three week anniversary? It sounds like she's a nut job and I'm thinking you got off easy.

The big 21 days of dating, doesn't everyone know that you need to purpose to her for marriage by then?

lucky you! it could've been worse... she could've forgiven you "this" time buy you would then have to remember and celebrate every hourly, daily, weekly, monthly and yearly anniversary of the smallest thing. like the two week anniversary of the first time you got her a gift or the three month anniversary of the first time she wore one of your t shirts...

You clever son of a....

I couldn't stop laughing at that

Is that really an anniversary...?

Only for crazy bitches!

anniversary: derived from Latin anniversarius (adj.) "returning annually,"

Well good thing you got rid of her quickly. She obviously has a mental disorder that should be checked out.

Dodged a bullet by breaking up with her now, I'm sure she would have been much angrier if you missed your 5 months, 11 days, and 14 hours anniversary.

Lol you're better off op!!

So insensitive of you OP! I bet that you didn't even ask her to move in with you for the 2 week anniversary!

Always keep the dates of your weekly anniversaries carved into your arm next to the lock of her hair held on by a rubber band.

Bullet: dodged.