By BadBoyfriend - 03/06/2013 04:31 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not remembering our anniversary. Our three week anniversary. FML
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Grand_Cookie 21
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She's crazy and you needed to get away anyway.

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samzap 6
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The big 21 days of dating, doesn't everyone know that you need to purpose to her for marriage by then?

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Grand_Cookie 21
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She's crazy and you needed to get away anyway.

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184886837272837 32
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Yes I agree, OP is lucky that this happened to him before she got his name tattooed on her forehead

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Ololo_fml 16
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sorry OP, but I laughed at the last part) anyway forget about this bitch, she doesn't desrve you)

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warturtle 14
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Stage 5 clinger.. Get out of there!

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life_sucks225 13

who the fuck celebrates dating for three weeks?

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MDTeddy 13
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I hate people who celebrate fake crap like that. 1 week... 3 weeks... 1 month...Why not just celebrate 365 days a year. -_-

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KawaiiCupcake 14
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Even if it's 3 week it's important... But braking up is to harsh!!

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CelticSkye 13

Come on, OP, be honest. Do you REALLY want a GF that freaks out because you don't remember the three week anniversary? It sounds like she's a nut job and I'm thinking you got off easy.

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samzap 6
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The big 21 days of dating, doesn't everyone know that you need to purpose to her for marriage by then?

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Soloman212 28
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porpoise* (In a toilet.)

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bubble_burst 16
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lucky you! it could've been worse... she could've forgiven you "this" time buy you would then have to remember and celebrate every hourly, daily, weekly, monthly and yearly anniversary of the smallest thing. like the two week anniversary of the first time you got her a gift or the three month anniversary of the first time she wore one of your t shirts...

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drjohnnyboy 15

You clever son of a....

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Murilirum 23

I couldn't stop laughing at that

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mikepzz 27
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Is that really an anniversary...?

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golden_warrior 23
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Only for crazy bitches!

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soylentgreens 8
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anniversary: derived from Latin anniversarius (adj.) "returning annually,"

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lachy15 15
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Well good thing you got rid of her quickly. She obviously has a mental disorder that should be checked out.

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GNR93 14
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Dodged a bullet by breaking up with her now, I'm sure she would have been much angrier if you missed your 5 months, 11 days, and 14 hours anniversary.

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Jharrist89 12
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Lol you're better off op!!

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
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So insensitive of you OP! I bet that you didn't even ask her to move in with you for the 2 week anniversary!

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Chromax 8
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Always keep the dates of your weekly anniversaries carved into your arm next to the lock of her hair held on by a rubber band.

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Jemm_fml 29
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Bullet: dodged.

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