Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not remembering our anniversary. Our three week anniversary. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my girlfriend has memory issues because of a car accident. She broke up with me because I was acting like if things were more serious that she wanted them to be. She forgot she proposed. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Grand_Cookie 21
She's crazy and you needed to get away anyway.
samzap 6
The big 21 days of dating, doesn't everyone know that you need to purpose to her for marriage by then?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (139)
little_one 20
I think 27's point is they had hardly started dating let alone knowing the person long enough to know you love them. I said I love you to my boyfriend now husband after a few weeks of seeing each other almost nonstop and having 6 hour phone calls. I mean unless your Stephanie Meyer and you fall in love with someone instantly because of how they smell. Then that's a different story... A bad one.
Eire17 15
Three weeks is no anniversary, be glad she's gone.
silencebabyy 23
if it was one month id understand ..i like to wish a bf happy whatever month. no need to celebrate just saying it. but a lot of guys dont remember this stuff so her breaking up with you was a bit extreme
night_saint 5
you're better off.
Zebediabolical 45
... still a better love story than Twilight.
marcranger 29
Yes, because this one ended quickly.
Zebediabolical 45
I date people I like to see if there's a possibility of something else. If I waited until I loved them to date them I would have dated one person. And it still wouldn't have gone well.
cereal_girl 9
Anniversary... Anni... Annual... You're defenetly better off without that dumbass. Haha
DDCA 24
Danger Will Robinson! Stage 5 clinger! Danger, danger!
etishuman22 32
Don't be too glum, you dodged a bullet there OP.
boycrazy30007 12
I only say you deserve or because now you're free from the crazy bitch.