Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not remembering our anniversary. Our three week anniversary. FML
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Grand_Cookie 21
She's crazy and you needed to get away anyway.
samzap 6
The big 21 days of dating, doesn't everyone know that you need to purpose to her for marriage by then?
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Comments (139)
rokolodo 10
Of course the third week anniversary! This is the anniversary where you buy her a pencil. All guys know that.
jmcr 27
You got real lucky that you only had to put up with it for three weeks i had a friendship like that with this one girl for two years it was bad dont make that mistake
southerngalslove 15
She did you a favor.
Ibeatmyself 3
Wow lucky you
lisslyi 19
Yep #32. I'm the second one, and we're doing fine 2 years later.
TisAPenguin 16
Oh, honey. You just dodged a bullet. Go celebrate.
darryaz 9
She sounds high-maintenance if not downright psycho. I agree with the others. You totally dodged a bullet.
NodakN8V 25
Stage 5 clinger
cetlawizard 15
I find it so bizarre that kids now days think that an anniversary is anything less than a year (which is why it's called an anniversary in the first place...as in annual which means YEARLY, not daily,weekly, or monthly)..to me, that's just as intelligent as bad grammar & horrible spelling. Examples include (your instead of you're, there instead of their,etc...the list goes on & on. Lol
sampatten 4
Wow, that's ridiculous! I could understand if it was months but, weeks! Wow!!