BadBoyfriend
El Paso, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not remembering our anniversary. Our three week anniversary. FML
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jake
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
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Mysterious girl
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML
Anonymous
Qu?bec, Canada
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend has memory issues because of a car accident. She broke up with me because I was acting like if things were more serious that she wanted them to be. She forgot she proposed. FML
mysteryguy3039
Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML
giffinator6
You can't hurry love
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
brycepetrillo
New Port Richey, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
tarah
Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
holla1787
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
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Grand_Cookie 21
She's crazy and you needed to get away anyway.
samzap 6
The big 21 days of dating, doesn't everyone know that you need to purpose to her for marriage by then?
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Comments (139)
StanSmith2013 26
Bitches be crazy. I wonder how long her longest relationship has been if 3 weeks is a big deal to her.
RogueWarrior869 23
Three weeks is a bit much. Maybe something for a month wouldn't be terrible, but she was way out of line. Sounds like you are better off right now.
BradTheBrony 19
I'm going to vote "YDI," but only because I can't think of a crime heinous enough to cause someone NOT to deserve dodging that bullet.
Dr_N1KuF 3
Your life is bad, forgetting is only an accident that is hard to avoid. Though, you should be a bit more careful and write down this kind of stuff.
marulicko 19
The 4104 people who clicked YDI are probably all accounts created by that psycho x)
animaniacs132 9
Run bro.
HankMacDaddy 3
That's why I slap a hoe if she gets too close!
ItsThisGirl 17
No. NOT worth it.
iambeccafran 4
That's a tri-week-a-versary not an anniversary. Send her some truffles for her trifle through and then text her and say, "I didn't forget our tri-week-a-versary, in fact, I remembered it just after our bi-week-a-versary and I even got you a gift, edible undies! It's just that my quad-week-a-versary (aka one-month-a-versary) girlfriend forgot to wrap them! Sorry." (i.e. if she's gonna be mad and ditch you for nothing, at least give her a legitimate reason to be mad.)
photogodess 13
Crazy women... Just run while you can and before you have to get out the restraining order! Congrats on ditching her now op