Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not remembering our anniversary. Our three week anniversary. FML
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Grand_Cookie 21
She's crazy and you needed to get away anyway.
samzap 6
The big 21 days of dating, doesn't everyone know that you need to purpose to her for marriage by then?
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Comments (139)
vencku 13
27 - Saying you love someone on the fourth day of dating isn't that odd. I don't go out with someone until I do. I know some people date and then fall in love (or not), but some people befriend each other first, then fall in love and only start dating after that. It depends on what you prefer.
ZombieKitteh 8
You're a monster
avapaige1234 19
That's called weeksary, dude.
grumpybr 13
Good thing she showed her true colors early on. Needy woman? Run for the hills or your life will become a living hell.
paulhawkes 5
Thank god she did. This would have been a sign of very negative things to come. She undoubtedly save you a gruesome job in the future.. Review your 'choosing mechanism' (you chose her)..
catanita 18
Your fault. With girls is the same as with little children. In the first month you celebrate every week and after that monthly until you reach 1 year. :):):):)
dino223 6
Tell her the argument is invalid as anniversary as in a annual a yearly thing like saying 6 percent is a whole Any ways I'f you was still with her I'd say Run bro!
jjmiller1001 17
it's a win for you, just take it
Stopalready 0
You probably dodged a bullet. At least her crazy showed early on.
jhs578650 9
An anniversary is by definition an annually recurring event. There is no such thing as a "3-week anniversary". Consider this a win. Your ex-girlfriend seems really immature, and I suspect that you are better off without her.