Kids and Cheating: Kick him out - FML

Kick him out

By Hot hot hot - 04/08/2023 22:00

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Today, my two children and I are spending the night in our SUV until God knows when, all because we walked in on a young lady bouncing up and down on their father on our bed. Did I mention our SUV’s A/C doesn’t work? It’s 90 degrees outside. FML

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D J's MOM 17

Saturday 5 August 2023 0:09

why in the hell didn't you kick him out?

Jessica Carey 11

Saturday 5 August 2023 6:11

why the hell is it not him and the sl*t spending the night in the SUV?

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D J's MOM 17

Saturday 5 August 2023 0:09

why in the hell didn't you kick him out?

Wadlaen 23

Saturday 5 August 2023 0:18

I'm very sorry, for several reasons! And I really hope things work out for the best for you!

Jessica Carey 11

Saturday 5 August 2023 6:11

why the hell is it not him and the sl*t spending the night in the SUV?

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