The wife probably thinks sticking around with the husband will probably give them more room to argue. Thus, adding more stress.

I could see how if they've been at each other's throats, she might want some time away from him. It never says she wanted/asked kids to leave, so she might not be passive-aggressive. But you know, I was going to click FYL until I saw your name. And if you're willing to call your wife a "****" to tens or hundreds of thousands of people online, you sound like an asshole and maybe she's justified in not wanting to be around you.

This FML is hard to call; there's not enough info. Suffice to say, both the OP and his wife probably need to have some serious conversations about how they want to treat each other in the future.

I guess I just assumed the wife had agreed to the plan seeing as the kids were involved... But ouch, I did NOT see the "****" thing. YDI, OP, you sound like an ass.

You should never call a girl a ****. I'll swear like I sailor sometimes but I just don't call anyone a ****. It's rude and disrespectful

54- Its just another swear word, like "****" or "****", it is someone's perception of the word that makes them like to think it is worse, when it is just a 4 letter combination. Saying you shouldn't call someone a "****" because it is rude and disrespectful is stupid, the entire point to calling people bad things IS TO BE rude and disrespectful.

^ **** isn't such a curse word but I get what you're saying, and I agree.

When I was first introduced to the word "****" I was told it was an acronym for "can't understand normal thinking" because of that, its a word I've avoided as well. Not sure why it makes a difference to me, but it does

69 - Actually, ****'s considered especially degrading to women. It's reducing them to "nothing more of importance than what's between their legs".

Show her these comments for real woman have serious effin problems... Sounds bad but I have a hate for them now I've put up with so much of the same. Just prover her wrong.

94- It is the exact same when calling a man a "dick" or "****". Also, calling someone a "****" is not gender specific, I call males ***** probably more than females (a small example).

I knew someone who was just like that.

I'm sure OP just wants to sex it out. Sigh. Women these days.

Catch 22 my friend

The naked astronaut bit always works OP, it drives the lady's crazy.

How old are you? Like 15-17 you don't even know what marriage is about

Well I know being around the same person for years, even just a friend, you'll start to fight over the dumbest shit. I think OP needs to go on a weekend fishing trip with his mates.

You're right, I don't fully understand marriage. But, I can tell you that with my parents having been divorced and then remarried, I know first hand how to easily fix a situation. Sorry, didn't know I wasnt allowed to give advice based on personal experiences.

2- Don't worry about 41. Some people see age instead of maturity. This is a public website and you should feel free to give advice. Just know this is the Internet and you'll be patronized on what you say by every asshole out there.

I thought it was quite rude for OP to call his wife a ****.. Even tho they are fighting he should still have more respect for her than to go call her that nasty name on the Internet for strangers to see

That's the same thing I was thinking!

Not saying I think OP calling his wife a **** is acceptable on any level whatsoever, but I believe over the pond **** isn't as much as a taboo as it is here in the U.S.

Did nobody notice OP is from the U.K.?? Saying "****" over there is comparable to saying "meanie" anywhere else - I love how crass the English are

68, you're an idiot. "****" in the UK is almost as offensive as it is in the US. I think you're confusing stereotypes there. You must be thinking of the one about Australians. Either way, you're an ignorant twat and need to get out more.

What I love about this FML, is that OP is acting like it's just his wife. It take two dipshit.

**** is probably the most offensive word I know of in England..

Some people find swear words more offensive than others. For me there all just words and if i think of them as offensive then they will be offensive. To him and maybe to her its a similar feeling. Besides calling her a **** is just him being frustrated with her hes not gonna call her a angel if thier argueing all of the time.

He deserves it for calling his wife a ****. If I found out my boyfriend called me a **** I definitely wouldn't sleep with him for a long time and depending on the circumstances could be a deal breaker. That's pretty disrespectful to say about a loved one. At least I hope you love her.

I guess that's one of two reasons guys love their hand so much ;)

Wow. #foreveralone

62 GTFO with your 'trends' you lame twitttertwat!

Well if your favourite hand gets ruined there's always the other twin!

#twitterswag :D thumbs down for being a rebel... Hahaha.

Please tell me you didn't just suggest that OP should basically molest his wife.