FML : Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

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Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By life_isnt_fair - / Wednesday 9 March 2011 08:27 / United States

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By marinkovski | 0

#2164869 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 12:03

take him back then dump him

By chewbacca69 | 0

#2164859 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 12:00

your boyfriend sounds like a dickhead you don't need him anyway

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By claferi | 5

#2164855 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 11:59

oh wow that sucks

claferi | 5

#2164866 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 12:02

I hope you sent him to heck op o_o

kcnutt10 | 1

#2165226 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 02:43

Holy shit! Should you be on this site?!? You look like you're 10!

josephhhhhh | 0

#2165296 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 03:20

holy shit! should you both be on this site, you look like 2 morons

florecitabetch | 0

#2165601 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 05:22

holly shit! you all made me LMAO

froob | 0

#2165747 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 06:59

holy shit dogs can type

xstaticdelta | 6

#2165775 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 07:18

C-C-C-C COMBOOOO BREAKERRRRR

tjv3 | 9

#2166293 - Thursday 10 March 2011 01:17

well at least he is honest

sydneynault99 | 7

#2166930 - Thursday 10 March 2011 05:24

lmfaoo , ydi for making him cheat in the first place .

pokopiko | 9

#2167197 - Thursday 10 March 2011 06:43

ehem. @69 LLAMA?

gamercanadian | 11

#2169416 - Thursday 10 March 2011 08:05

this is classic

By chewbacca69 | 0

#2164859 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 12:00

your boyfriend sounds like a dickhead you don't need him anyway

By girlslikeguys | 0

#2164868 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 12:02

what an asshole =P

By marinkovski | 0

#2164869 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 12:03

take him back then dump him

DynamicDave | 11

#2165095 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 01:40

^ Haha, awesome!

sailorzoe | 14

#2165355 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 03:40

haha for real.

cyte20 | 0

#2165949 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 08:09

I agree

rhinestonedworld | 0

#2167383 - Thursday 10 March 2011 08:19

agreed.

By noornia | 6

#2164874 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 12:03

oh : that sucks , you don't need him anyone ,don't take him back =P

valri3 | 0

#2165081 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 01:32

If she doesn't want to, then trust me she wouldn't be on FML, she'll be on FHL.

By noornia | 6

#2164878 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 12:04

him or anyone like him >.< *

By obtusian | 7

#2164886 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 12:07

I hope you didn't get back with him, he sounds like a dickhead.

By techweed | 12

#2164888 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 12:09

thats like getting dumped twice, she rejected the person who rejected u

By marlie_x | 8

#2164890 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 12:09

that sucks you don't need him and apparently the other girl doesn't either

acelucas | 0

#2164975 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 12:45

Damn you're beautiful.

Mitsimonsta | 0

#2165108 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 01:47

Lots of Aussie women are sexy as hell. this is just another example, plus she is from my home town.

IStoleTheCookies | 16

#2165117 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 01:52

marlie I gotta admit, I look like a pork scratching dropped out of a tramps arse compared to you. why be so pretty... bitch. lol joke :) but seriously, I hate you.

saturnfive | 5

#3212244 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 05:21

Good god you are just stunning

By FYLDeep | 25

#2164891 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 12:09

If you take him back, you're retarded.

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