whysheheartless
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Napier, New Zealand
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Adding insult to injury
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
holla1787
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Anonymous
Qu?bec, Canada
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Anonymous
Coatesville, United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
CHStennis_4
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
WTF
Plainfield, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
I hate games
Belton, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
Maybe she thought she had to. FML has taught me sometimes people say "no" when broken up with...
egaonogenki 0
Just to make things interesting, I would've started making out with her at the same time, and said "Let's do a 3-some then!" If you were that girl, what would you have done then?
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Comments (139)
Shmoopie4 0
I sincerely hope this is in high school.
jesusXstomp 0
FYL. murder that bitch and her new bf but kill them slowly if you dont then ydi for not having the balls to kill someone
madielyse 0
Harsh. *******. Bitch. Mhm :)
mbiker92 0
With all do respect... shes a ****
rivershade 0
YDI for giving a shit about life. Generally life dishes up severe amounts of shit and all we can do is deal with it and move on. Try just not caring about anything, it really opens your eyes and makes things easier. I mean im not saying that im never happy and that i dont have friends etc but whenever i am happy i dont care, its just another phase of life that is going to get pulled put from under you.
lil_sil_13 0
aaw that really does suck. there are other fish in the sea honey. :)
lstenzel 0
Alright kids, recess is over. That's what you get for dating someone so immature. Now you know better.
HighLife19 0
She basically should have gotten a tattoo across her forehead that says "****". You should've slapped her and said she never deserved you anyways.
megmegmegmeg 0
awwww poor thing! your worth more than that. :)
kittiekat 6
my ex girlfriend did that to me too