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Taxi Girl

By Anonymous - 03/10/2022 13:30

Today, I became one of those women who gave birth in a taxi. I used to laugh at those stories, because I couldn’t believe they would be so unprepared that they couldn’t get to the hospital first. Oh and I had to get a taxi because my husband had been watching football and was too drunk to drive. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 3 October 2022 14:06

Well, you did choose to have a baby during football season. You really should try to get pregnant during the summer, so as not to interrupt football watching with expanding your family. Get your priorities straight, lady!

Doom_Kitty 12

Tuesday 4 October 2022 16:42

I would probably never forgive him.

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 3 October 2022 14:06

Well, you did choose to have a baby during football season. You really should try to get pregnant during the summer, so as not to interrupt football watching with expanding your family. Get your priorities straight, lady!

Devin Melnyk 3

Monday 3 October 2022 17:15

was this in GP AB? cause if so I heard about that. and that is a crazy story.

Doom_Kitty 12

Tuesday 4 October 2022 16:42

I would probably never forgive him.

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