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By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I was driving past men working on the side of the road. There was a lot of water pouring down the road and as I slowed down to drive through it, a car sped past me, splashing my entire car. It was only then I realized it was a septic tank leak. FML

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By pothole - 03/03/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML

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You deserved it 4 177

By Anonymous - 21/05/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML

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You deserved it 255 649

Thanks!

By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 13:54 - Norway - Oslo

Today, my car is being repaired, so I had to catch a bus to work. When the bus came, the driver pulled toward the curb and gunned it through a large puddle of water, then pulled away and continued down the road, leaving me soaking wet. FML

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You deserved it 1 575

Classic prank

By CelibateHero - 05/10/2013 06:31 - United States - Notre Dame

Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML

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You deserved it 3 508

Lingering smells

By UptoHERE - 04/02/2010 03:18 - Canada

Today, I was on a road-trip with some of my buddies, when we stopped at a gas station. When I opened the door to their bathroom, brown water flowed out, soaking my legs up to my knees. I then spent another 2 hours in an enclosed vehicle. FML

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You deserved it 2 291

Leaked

By honeybee2487 - 30/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, at work, I heard a weird sound coming from the ceiling. As I looked up to see what it was, a huge splash of water hit me in the face. I called mall maintenance to let them know. They told me they already knew about the leak… from the sewage line. FML

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You deserved it 2 295

By Susan - 23/08/2009 17:08 - United States

Today, I was driving my car and I thought the construction guy was flirting and waving at me. So I drove by him, waving back, then I hit an oil spill and my car ended up spinning out of control. He was trying to direct me away from the oil spill. FML

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You deserved it 43 750

Broke ass dad

By anonymous - 19/03/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, I heard water splashing outside of my house; I investigated it, only to find my dad, whom I don't live with, syphoning gas out of my car. FML

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You deserved it 2 974

No exit! No choice!

By Anonymous - 13/11/2019 03:00

Today, I was driving my car when I suddenly got diarrhea and shat my pants. I put a plastic bag under me to not let all the shit go through my pants and get to my seat. Then one of my workmates saw my car and came to say hello. She saw all the shit and the plastic bag. FML

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You deserved it 301

Pumped-up Tanks

By DogStew - 15/09/2019 20:00

Today, at work I had to spend 2 hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML

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You deserved it 1 875

time_consumer 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 17:23

Easy solution: go to a ******* carwash. It's not like you were walking on the sidewalk and got splashed.

sue_fml 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 16:43

Meh. At least YOU didn't get wet. If you didn't, you should've just driven straight to a car wash.

Comments

june1903 7

Tuesday 3 November 2009 16:40

Sucks to be you :/

sue_fml 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 16:43

Meh. At least YOU didn't get wet. If you didn't, you should've just driven straight to a car wash.

Quest07734 7

Wednesday 4 November 2009 8:25

Forget Car Wash. While I was driving, I saw a big sign that says HANDWASH......lol

spectreU98 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 1:41

*ba dum tsssss*

wazdog 4

Tuesday 3 November 2009 16:43

Bigger FML for the workers who have such shitty jobs.

joran_fml 5

Tuesday 3 November 2009 16:54

haha, shitty

ruben7467 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 17:03

Yeah this isn't a FML. this is stupid.

inferno11 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 6:37

it would be if OPs window was down and they got splashed too lol

Pointy130 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 16:59

Close your windows. If they are closed, go through a drive-thru car wash.

JodeMiVida 13

Wednesday 20 July 2011 16:48

Exactly, I don't get why this is an FML...

time_consumer 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 17:23

Easy solution: go to a ******* carwash. It's not like you were walking on the sidewalk and got splashed.

perdix 29

Tuesday 3 November 2009 17:39

Please say your windows were open! Please! I beg you! You probably identified the source of the leak by the turds rolling aound on your hood (bonnet for our British English friends). Had you been doused yourself by moldering human excrement, we would all have much more merriment from this story!

WokeUpThisMornin 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 17:43

getting your car splashed with shit blows, regardless of whether it can be cleaned or not. FYL.

tigerg33 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 18:35

wow, were your windows up? if they were down or cracked im sure you would have mentioned it. your car is gonna stink for a while lol. maybe 10 washes oughta do it.