Alas…

By Chris - 13/02/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
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Tabbykat9698 0

Weird? Did he die in the ball? Its not like hamsters are limp when you pick them up. They squirm.

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wa2_ev 0

hahahaha I love how the fml is not that the hamster died , it's that the op wasted time cleaning the cage :p

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madie_hearts09 0

what does op mean??

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HotpinkKitties 0

Me too, it's the funniest!

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noobgang7 5

how heartless!! fy hamsters life for having a heartless owner

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quraishakrueger 4

Original Poster. Basically the person who posted this FML. :D

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sadiestitches 0

:(((((( poor hammy Big spoiled hamster though if it took an hour to clean the cage D:

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xlostwithoutu 0

Aww ;( feel bad for the OP and the hammy

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eeeeeeee 5

You're not supposed to leave them in their ball for more than 20 minutes!

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FarSide 22

YDI for balling your hamster for an hour.

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Terrasochi 0

Zhuzhu pets are trying to take over the world... along with McDonald's.

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Tkdxxxse 0

eat him I always hear that hamster taste good with the right spices of course

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christys25 0

that's so morbide, but yet makes me laugh at the same time. go figure... lol!

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Secret_Fire_King 0

Turn his carcass into a furby to creep out your friends.. xD

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Paradotical 0

its just a friken hamster who cares. i would be pissed as well

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cookiepenguin 0

look at at the bright side- it's clean for the next hamster and it won't smell until you do

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Tabbykat9698 0

Weird? Did he die in the ball? Its not like hamsters are limp when you pick them up. They squirm.

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comatoast 0

I agree Tabby. YDI for being too stupid to recognize a dead animal from an alive one :P

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srunano 4

The hamster was alive when he put it in the ball, where the OP ****** up was when he didn't pay attention to the whereabouts of the hamster. And also by leaving him in the ball for more than 20 to 30 minutes.

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XR6Falcon 0

how could you not notice he was dead when you picked it up? sure you didn't kill it by putting it up somewhere.........

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null_fml 11

This sounds more like "FML; I spent an hour cleaning the cage for nothing" than "FML; my beloved hamster is dead". Why did you even HAVE a hamster if its life is less important to you than a bit of wasted time?

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CharlotteRx 4

WTF, an hour cleaning his cage? Did you think it was sleeping? poor little fluffy guy : ( RIP

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BigLostBear 0

You Gay! hamsters are awesome pets your just a stupid troll, ooh noes I just fed the troll, Doh!

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MQ_was_here 0

Hamsters ftw. I still remember wanting one years ago as a kid and I sat there and made a PowerPoint presentation convincing my parents that a hamster was NOT a rat. It didn't work. I did get $20 for being creative though.

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Eddie_Paints 0

He probably died from doing the Hamster Dance too much!!

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nvrfllnluv 0

shit i wouldve gone and bought one with the 20 bucks

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MQ_was_here 0

It still "was a rat". -_- I snuck home a cat instead.

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