Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her...

whysheheartless 3 November 2009, 07:24 United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

Same thing different taste

Anonymous 12 December 2013, 21:53 Napier, New Zealand

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Adding insult to injury

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML

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holla1787 4 December 2009, 03:11 United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML

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Anonymous 13 May 2015, 17:20 Qu?bec, Canada

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

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Anonymous 18 May 2013, 19:34 Coatesville, United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML

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CHStennis_4 3 September 2011, 04:48 United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

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WTF 12 September 2013, 23:08 Plainfield, United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML

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loser 1 March 2009, 00:22 United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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I hate games 18 August 2015, 20:17 Belton, United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML

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Anonymous 1 January 2011, 05:19 United States

Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML

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Intoxicunt 6

3 November 2009, 12:06

Maybe she thought she had to. FML has taught me sometimes people say "no" when broken up with...

egaonogenki 0

3 November 2009, 12:12

Just to make things interesting, I would've started making out with her at the same time, and said "Let's do a 3-some then!" If you were that girl, what would you have done then?