Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Adding insult to injury
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Intoxicunt 6
Maybe she thought she had to. FML has taught me sometimes people say "no" when broken up with...
egaonogenki 0
Just to make things interesting, I would've started making out with her at the same time, and said "Let's do a 3-some then!" If you were that girl, what would you have done then?
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epicallyburned 0
Same shit happened to me. My (now ex) boyfriend hooked up with a girl in a bar...right in front of me. I went to leave, he brought it outside - right in front of my car. Then brought her back to our apartment (before I got there). I was hanging out in the living room and he was bangin' that broad in the bedroom. You're better off without trash like that.
BikerMike 0
you are better off without that ignorant ****
dummydory 4
what a bitch
scorpio26krf 5
That sucks. My boyfriend stopped talking to me for the past three days. Despite my calls and texts. So I got on facebook to see if he had been on and noticed he changed his relationship status to single 10hrs before I looked. So apparently I am single and he wasn't going to inform me...Great way to avoid confrontation, only issue is we work together...
tasker_fml 4
i know how you fell man. it sucks. especially when they do it on purpose. i mean it hurts when you catch them, but usually... USUALLY they feel guilty when caught, but normally its cause they got caught and not for the action. but when they do it to you on purpose... that just blows and pisses me off.
hyphymowgli 0
i know how that feels man i pretty much wen through the same situation but with a best friend. long story short. I made her feel like shit and no longer have her in my life anymore. so there's that for ya.... sorry man shit happens I guess
whysheheartless 0
to all those commenting back about this issue i had, i did chew her out after i saw that and havent seen them around each other since
MaddogTotten 0
Congratulations on actually having a pair, I salute you. You should be well on track to a full recovery.
Basiil 0
Hope you find a better girl.
zasoccerking 0
Well your gf is a bit** and you should've knocked her new mofo bf out.!
yourdeadtome 0
beat some ass.