whysheheartless
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Napier, New Zealand
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Adding insult to injury
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
holla1787
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Anonymous
Qu?bec, Canada
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Anonymous
Coatesville, United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
CHStennis_4
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
WTF
Plainfield, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
I hate games
Belton, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML
Top comments
Intoxicunt 6
Maybe she thought she had to. FML has taught me sometimes people say "no" when broken up with...
egaonogenki 0
Just to make things interesting, I would've started making out with her at the same time, and said "Let's do a 3-some then!" If you were that girl, what would you have done then?
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Comments (139)
Maitiu 0
i feel your pain
sevlen 0
jack off to them.
cocopuff96 0
ha YDI
gusjustgus1 3
i've been there - beleive me, that break up was the only one I don't regret
cantstandit808 2
i would have said, "that's Ok i was tired of ******* the same shit already. You can have my used up *****." and left.
wednesdeyy 5
You should have slapped the 8itch!
vasyle 0
"prefix". yeah I agree but he needs to call her every 5 minutes
Offspring_fml 27
I feel sorry for you dude. :/
rockmehard 4
wow what a skanky bitch
delevy21 0
Wow, my girlfriend/fiancé broke up with me through text, while I'm off at college, I've only been gone for two months. FML