Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Cheats, cheats everwhere
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Get your facts straight
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Bosom buddies
Today, while caring for my drunk girlfriend, she confessed that she cheated on me 3 different times with my sister. Now I know why they are always spending time together. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
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bigmanj28 0
You'd be surprised by what people do for sex these days
Garyy_fml 11
Ah, that's classic. Oh, wait.
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mrbattleman 10
I don't think the reason she broke up with you was actually the cheating, I think it was the incest that did it
tania1234_fml 0
well..were you cheating on her with ur sister..?
jacksonclarke 0
cute pic. what's her name?
BennyBear 0
could be worse. you could have thought she was cheating on you with your sister.
JeansKismet 9
She's just jealous she didn't get there first.
KrazyLove56 4
wow that's stupid
niggatyrone 0
your gf's a horndog
XxAlex777xX 0
that's sucks nigga
Jazzalyn 10
So were you? But my guess is that OP's girlfriend saw OP with his sister and assumed that they were on a date or something. Either that or they're just really close. Not like THAT close lol...but a closeness in a way that could be open to misinterpretation.
geeksaresexy 18
I assumed the g/f saw them out together too.. I love how everyone jumps to incest!
theshizz33 0
kinda stupid, dont you think? maybe that was just her excuse to break up with you.
ilovejorgerabara 3
well good thing she broke up with you, why would you want a girlfriend that doesn't even trust you being with your own sister.