FML : Today, we found out why we were getting notes on our door telling us to "move out or else." As my mom works for the government and we have a direct-TV...

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Today, we found out why we were getting notes on our door telling us to "move out or else." As my mom works for the government and we have a direct-TV dish on our roof, our neighbor thinks we were sent to listen to his phone calls and read his mind. We were here before he was. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By SonOfaSpy - / Monday 18 July 2011 01:51 / United States

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By ariannaimelda | 7

#2919843 - Monday 18 July 2011 8:56

He knows too much. Dispose of him quickly.

By elboon | 0

#2919837 - Monday 18 July 2011 8:56

Crazy guy. Go along with it just for the hell of it. :P

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By honeysuckel | 0

#2919822 - Monday 18 July 2011 8:55

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Garyy_fml | 11

#2920028 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:05

Whats wrong with being the son of a bacon?

BaconDave | 12

#2920047 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:06

When you say "lol JK" what you said was pretty much pointless

tylersign | 11

#2920058 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:07

Read his mind? Seems kind of extreme doesn't it?

idontcare8l | 3

#2920080 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:09

should have stoped before " that son of a b**** lol JK, son of a spy! "

honeysuckel | 0

#2920106 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:10

alright, so my comment was lame, I'll admit that. no need to attack tho man.

Garyy_fml | 11

#2920124 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:12

I'm so sorry. Here, have some imaginary cookies.

honeysuckel | 0

#2920154 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:16

ouch. your sarcasm hurtss

WHOWASTHEPHONE | 10

#2920168 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:17

Anybody else think of Alias?

littlemissFYL | 5

#2920256 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:28

this FML is like the movie "Disturbia." your neighbor should only start worrying if they catch you butchering people.

zekecastro | 0

#2920443 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:56

new to FML, not to sound dumb but what does OP stand for?

BaconDave | 12

#2920457 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:58

Octagonal Pelvis

tylersign | 11

#2920519 - Monday 18 July 2011 10:07

Ominous Parade

juicedboi | 7

#2920528 - Monday 18 July 2011 10:09

Put a note on his door. "Do you know who I work for? And what will happen to you if I go missing. Best be on your best behavior. Also you know that thing you do in the loungeroom when you think nobody is watching. Stop."

ThreeSheetsGone | 12

#2920532 - Monday 18 July 2011 10:09

Obviously Plastered

xlord | 27

#2920535 - Monday 18 July 2011 10:09

dont be so mean just tell him. OP means oval penis

Garyy_fml | 11

#2920547 - Monday 18 July 2011 10:10

Listen 75, I'm going to be nice here and say the real meaning: Orange Platypus.

I too struggled at first, but now you know!

chrstygrl06 | 10

#2920629 - Monday 18 July 2011 10:20

Orgasmic Pedophile

BeautyMonster | 17

#2920687 - Monday 18 July 2011 10:27

OP = Original Poster.

OrgasmicBunnies | 9

#2920719 - Monday 18 July 2011 10:33

Optimus Prime

redbluegreen | 40

#2920920 - Monday 18 July 2011 11:13

It means "Google it".

dre_bro11 | 12

#2921574 - Monday 18 July 2011 14:31

88 stop lying! The poor bloke comes here and asks politely for the real meaning and you have to lie to him... people these days. So rude!

LordGoober | 13

#2921822 - Monday 18 July 2011 15:46

OP = Oceanic Plagiogranites

MizzErikaHart | 8

#2922718 - Monday 18 July 2011 16:34

oily poison

cobaltjedi | 13

#2922771 - Monday 18 July 2011 16:40

old people

sandi315 | 0

#2923046 - Monday 18 July 2011 17:27

Orgasmic Penis

dolphincheddar | 10

#2923189 - Monday 18 July 2011 17:57

ominous pelicans

scrapmetal58 | 9

#2923330 - Monday 18 July 2011 18:25

I love touching my OP.

SarahMae2014 | 10

#2923358 - Monday 18 July 2011 18:31

you soo should, it'd be funny to see what he did

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#2923364 - Monday 18 July 2011 18:33

Why is the real meaning of OP always thumbed down, heavily?

OP = obese penis

OceanProtection | 0

#2923654 - Monday 18 July 2011 19:19

88: Wouldn't mind getting oily with you :P

OceanProtection | 0

#2923673 - Monday 18 July 2011 19:21

ewe. not 88... -_- 120. sigh

ohmygodthatsux | 0

#2923971 - Monday 18 July 2011 19:55

I'm favoring this for the OP convo

tjv3 | 10

#2926011 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:25

tell him if he doesn't stop you will erase his mind with your portable d5-nebumind wand or you will cook him alive in his sleep with your hand held microwave laser gun

steveakafranxy | 7

#2926062 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:32

op=original poster (hey, someone has to be serious)

BShady96 | 0

#2927296 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 5:11

^i will eat your babies

By GreenMaze | 0

#2919830 - Monday 18 July 2011 8:55

creepy huh?

xlord | 27

#2920002 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:04

"read his mind".......... tell him to wear a tin foil hat

MagicGiraffe | 12

#2920348 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:42

I'm telling you the government is everywhere! *hides in bomb shelter in a corner hugging a box of giraffe-feed*

lovexbox | 8

#2920364 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:43

If the neighbor is really that paranoid chances are he is hiding something.

BeatlesObsessed | 12

#2920394 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:48

Post a note on his door saying, "Stop having phone sex, I'm tired of hearing it." Heck, if he's already paranoid, might as well have a little fun with it.

flamegrilled123 | 3

#2920636 - Monday 18 July 2011 10:21

tell him to stop thinking of dirty things

22cute | 17

#2923353 - Monday 18 July 2011 18:29

make him a foil hat, that sould calm him down

PB4UGAME | 8

#5488108 - Saturday 11 May 2013 22:25

Not at all, he is most likely suffering from paranoid schizophrenia. A genetic having nothing to do with guilt or hiding something.

By CassidyxP | 0

#2919832 - Monday 18 July 2011 8:55

wow that's stupid.

Garyy_fml | 11

#2920063 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:07

Stupid is harsh.

Some prefer the word "mentally challenged"

jhull11 | 0

#2920438 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:55

Wow, thanks for that comment. You really contributed to this FML and my whole experience on FML.

Just kidding. Please keep these comments to yourself. You're not helping anyone.