Today, we found out why we were getting notes on our door telling...

By SonOfaSpy - 18/7/2011 01:51 - United States

Today, we found out why we were getting notes on our door telling us to "move out or else." As my mom works for the government and we have a direct-TV dish on our roof, our neighbor thinks we were sent to listen to his phone calls and read his mind. We were here before he was. FML

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By ariannaimelda | 7

#2919843 - Monday 18 July 2011 8:56

He knows too much. Dispose of him quickly.

By elboon | 0

#2919837 - Monday 18 July 2011 8:56

Crazy guy. Go along with it just for the hell of it. :P

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By honeysuckel | 0

#2919822 - Monday 18 July 2011 8:55

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Garyy_fml | 11

#2920028 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:05

Whats wrong with being the son of a bacon?

BaconDave | 12

#2920047 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:06

When you say "lol JK" what you said was pretty much pointless

tylersign | 11

#2920058 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:07

Read his mind? Seems kind of extreme doesn't it?

idontcare8l | 3

#2920080 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:09

should have stoped before " that son of a b**** lol JK, son of a spy! "

honeysuckel | 0

#2920106 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:10

alright, so my comment was lame, I'll admit that. no need to attack tho man.

Garyy_fml | 11

#2920124 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:12

I'm so sorry. Here, have some imaginary cookies.

honeysuckel | 0

#2920154 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:16

ouch. your sarcasm hurtss

WHOWASTHEPHONE | 10

#2920168 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:17

Anybody else think of Alias?

littlemissFYL | 5

#2920256 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:28

this FML is like the movie "Disturbia." your neighbor should only start worrying if they catch you butchering people.

zekecastro | 0

#2920443 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:56

new to FML, not to sound dumb but what does OP stand for?

BaconDave | 12

#2920457 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:58

Octagonal Pelvis

tylersign | 11

#2920519 - Monday 18 July 2011 10:07

Ominous Parade

juicedboi | 7

#2920528 - Monday 18 July 2011 10:09

Put a note on his door. "Do you know who I work for? And what will happen to you if I go missing. Best be on your best behavior. Also you know that thing you do in the loungeroom when you think nobody is watching. Stop."

ThreeSheetsGone | 12

#2920532 - Monday 18 July 2011 10:09

Obviously Plastered

xlord | 27

#2920535 - Monday 18 July 2011 10:09

dont be so mean just tell him. OP means oval penis

Garyy_fml | 11

#2920547 - Monday 18 July 2011 10:10

Listen 75, I'm going to be nice here and say the real meaning: Orange Platypus.

I too struggled at first, but now you know!

chrstygrl06 | 10

#2920629 - Monday 18 July 2011 10:20

Orgasmic Pedophile

BeautyMonster | 17

#2920687 - Monday 18 July 2011 10:27

OP = Original Poster.

OrgasmicBunnies | 9

#2920719 - Monday 18 July 2011 10:33

Optimus Prime

redbluegreen | 40

#2920920 - Monday 18 July 2011 11:13

It means "Google it".

dre_bro11 | 12

#2921574 - Monday 18 July 2011 14:31

88 stop lying! The poor bloke comes here and asks politely for the real meaning and you have to lie to him... people these days. So rude!

LordGoober | 13

#2921822 - Monday 18 July 2011 15:46

OP = Oceanic Plagiogranites

MizzErikaHart | 8

#2922718 - Monday 18 July 2011 16:34

oily poison

cobaltjedi | 13

#2922771 - Monday 18 July 2011 16:40

old people

sandi315 | 0

#2923046 - Monday 18 July 2011 17:27

Orgasmic Penis

dolphincheddar | 10

#2923189 - Monday 18 July 2011 17:57

ominous pelicans

scrapmetal58 | 9

#2923330 - Monday 18 July 2011 18:25

I love touching my OP.

SarahMae2014 | 10

#2923358 - Monday 18 July 2011 18:31

you soo should, it'd be funny to see what he did

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#2923364 - Monday 18 July 2011 18:33

Why is the real meaning of OP always thumbed down, heavily?

OP = obese penis

OceanProtection | 0

#2923654 - Monday 18 July 2011 19:19

88: Wouldn't mind getting oily with you :P

OceanProtection | 0

#2923673 - Monday 18 July 2011 19:21

ewe. not 88... -_- 120. sigh

ohmygodthatsux | 0

#2923971 - Monday 18 July 2011 19:55

I'm favoring this for the OP convo

tjv3 | 10

#2926011 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:25

tell him if he doesn't stop you will erase his mind with your portable d5-nebumind wand or you will cook him alive in his sleep with your hand held microwave laser gun

steveakafranxy | 7

#2926062 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:32

op=original poster (hey, someone has to be serious)

BShady96 | 0

#2927296 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 5:11

^i will eat your babies

By GreenMaze | 0

#2919830 - Monday 18 July 2011 8:55

creepy huh?

xlord | 27

#2920002 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:04

"read his mind".......... tell him to wear a tin foil hat

MagicGiraffe | 12

#2920348 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:42

I'm telling you the government is everywhere! *hides in bomb shelter in a corner hugging a box of giraffe-feed*

lovexbox | 8

#2920364 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:43

If the neighbor is really that paranoid chances are he is hiding something.

BeatlesObsessed | 12

#2920394 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:48

Post a note on his door saying, "Stop having phone sex, I'm tired of hearing it." Heck, if he's already paranoid, might as well have a little fun with it.

flamegrilled123 | 3

#2920636 - Monday 18 July 2011 10:21

tell him to stop thinking of dirty things

22cute | 17

#2923353 - Monday 18 July 2011 18:29

make him a foil hat, that sould calm him down

PB4UGAME | 8

#5488108 - Saturday 11 May 2013 22:25

Not at all, he is most likely suffering from paranoid schizophrenia. A genetic having nothing to do with guilt or hiding something.

By CassidyxP | 0

#2919832 - Monday 18 July 2011 8:55

wow that's stupid.

Garyy_fml | 11

#2920063 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:07

Stupid is harsh.

Some prefer the word "mentally challenged"

jhull11 | 0

#2920438 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:55

Wow, thanks for that comment. You really contributed to this FML and my whole experience on FML.

Just kidding. Please keep these comments to yourself. You're not helping anyone.