By SonOfaSpy - United States
Today, we found out why we were getting notes on our door telling us to "move out or else." As my mom works for the government and we have a direct-TV dish on our roof, our neighbor thinks we were sent to listen to his phone calls and read his mind. We were here before he was. FML
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  juicedboi  |  7

Put a note on his door. "Do you know who I work for? And what will happen to you if I go missing. Best be on your best behavior. Also you know that thing you do in the loungeroom when you think nobody is watching. Stop."

  tjv3  |  10

tell him if he doesn't stop you will erase his mind with your portable d5-nebumind wand or you will cook him alive in his sleep with your hand held microwave laser gun

  jhull11  |  0

Wow, thanks for that comment. You really contributed to this FML and my whole experience on FML.

Just kidding. Please keep these comments to yourself. You're not helping anyone.