Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
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Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Cheats, cheats everwhere
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Get your facts straight
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Bosom buddies
Today, while caring for my drunk girlfriend, she confessed that she cheated on me 3 different times with my sister. Now I know why they are always spending time together. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
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bigmanj28 0
You'd be surprised by what people do for sex these days
Garyy_fml 11
Ah, that's classic. Oh, wait.
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Comments (315)
tybtab 5
casey anthony is innocent0___o
TheCountess 4
The girlfriend's assumption of incest kind of makes me wonder what goes on in her OWN family...
rattusrattus 18
Incest is relative...
TheNewGuy03 28
139: I had a nice chortle. Thanks.
JMiC 0
Today the same exact thing happened to me too
cptcook 0
yea but you prolly were Bangin ya sisnlike it was goin outta style
iBilal 0
did you atleast tell her?
alexiiiiis09 0
wincest!
MathcoreBilly 4
You're not alone, friend.
sheethapins 13
Very sispicious indeed...
ThreeSheetsGone 12
I'm more surprised that this didn't happen in Arkansas.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
I would've said Kentucky, but that's just way too easy.
Reed_111 5
That's sick.... she's not worth it
tylenol123 0
is it just me ir does every australian on this site need to show ecery one there belly... shirts hve been inventes for a reaaon my friend
Charbytes 7
It's a bad break up excuse.