Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Cheats, cheats everwhere
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Get your facts straight
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Bosom buddies
Today, while caring for my drunk girlfriend, she confessed that she cheated on me 3 different times with my sister. Now I know why they are always spending time together. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
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bigmanj28 0
You'd be surprised by what people do for sex these days
Garyy_fml 11
Ah, that's classic. Oh, wait.
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charlybarly 0
incest.
Fahrenheit63 5
it must be her excuse or else she is watching some weird **** films lately
sydneymwfca 10
from the south?
happy_dino 6
Well it's a good thing she broke up with you! Your girlfriend is a ninny!!
jacksonclarke 0
funny situation involving incest; "wincest"
nekro_onslaught 0
what a dumbass
bassoonist527 0
Well, if she is that dumb, maybe it's for the best.
blackvyper 8
Sister? This may be relevant to you so I have one question.. are you in West Virginia?
geeksaresexy 18
Jamaica.. So no, not even the right country.. (I know if you're on a phone app you may not be able to see that but it says Jamaica right under the FML)
geeksaresexy 18
Why does everyone assume the g/f doesn't trust him with his sister? I read it as the g/f saw them out together and didn't know it was his sister.. Or something along those lines..
Synapse_fml 0
well, were you?