Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Cheats, cheats everwhere
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Get your facts straight
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Bosom buddies
Today, while caring for my drunk girlfriend, she confessed that she cheated on me 3 different times with my sister. Now I know why they are always spending time together. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
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bigmanj28 0
You'd be surprised by what people do for sex these days
Garyy_fml 11
Ah, that's classic. Oh, wait.
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Vetselm 12
wow
xVioletDescentx 6
I think maybe this break-up was for the best, and I'm sure you'll soon realize this. You're girlfriend sounds a bit delusional.
perdix 29
Incest -- it's sibling revelry. For those of you who are thinking that incest is a new thing, you should know it's been around for a long, long time. There's a big list in the Bible talking about all the relatives you shouldn't **** (uncover their nakedness.) We're a charming species.
steelrain0811 0
sounds like a poor excuse. "Excuse" being the key word. she was probably banging another guy
7sevensevenseven 0
wow shes a keeper ;)
bischkeboy 3
I actually had a girlfriend cheat on me with both her brother and her cousin. that sh*t happens.
Lstands4LOSER 0
Uhh... Good to know?
juston_p 1
you're better off man, she's probably telling people you sleep with your sister.
stevenmx86 7
Sounds like she was looking for an excuse to do it anyway..
fmlftw1122 0
well... are you???!!!!
Slinkydalatg 6
Anyone else hear banjos......?