Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Cheats, cheats everwhere
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Get your facts straight
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Bosom buddies
Today, while caring for my drunk girlfriend, she confessed that she cheated on me 3 different times with my sister. Now I know why they are always spending time together. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
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bigmanj28 0
You'd be surprised by what people do for sex these days
Garyy_fml 11
Ah, that's classic. Oh, wait.
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Comments (315)
ih82bl8 2
ew
ekachilles99 2
well, were u??? p.s. that sucks
tashhshere 0
well, are you? or were you?
dirtydancer 0
Ok WTF!!!!!!!!! That sorta happened to me once when i told my bf (now ex) I was going for a walk with Dean (my dog) he thot dean was a guy I was cheating on him with... he met my dog like 24 times before that "sigh" the male brain... wattya gona do? :P
beatleschick1940 9
is your sister's name Brittany?
T552 12
Haha past FML reference ftw XD
0utlawed 0
yeah they are!
HU4L188 0
ew
anothersuicide 0
incest is very real these days, and very sick. it happens more often then you think. so kudos to your now EX-girlfriend. now if you excuse me, I'm going to have sex with my dog.
pickles2012 5
incest's the best, put your sister to the test ;)
Calyx_fml 21
Prove her right.