Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Cheats, cheats everwhere
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
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Get your facts straight
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Bosom buddies
Today, while caring for my drunk girlfriend, she confessed that she cheated on me 3 different times with my sister. Now I know why they are always spending time together. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
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bigmanj28 0
You'd be surprised by what people do for sex these days
Garyy_fml 11
Ah, that's classic. Oh, wait.
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anorexicbarbie 8
You should be very happy that your now ex-girlfriend isn't a part of your life anymore. That's some freaky shit right there.
hombrepollo 0
srry I banged ya sis
BIEBERSLAYER 10
did you yell your sisters name while you two were having sex because that would make her reasonable.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
I yelled "LOOK OUT FOR THAT BUS!!!" Unfortunately, she didn't have a clue what I was talking about until I was off of her and safely back on the sidewalk.
BigManny94 0
hahahahaha
rararauhuh 5
I wonder if his sister's name is Brittany.
BIEBERSLAYER 10
yea it's the the bf's FML from that one.
dudeitsdanny 9
Well.. How close are you to your sister? there's close, and then there's taking baths together.. But, seriously, maybe she's creeped out, if you guys are excessively close.. Or maybe she just wanted an excuse.
moonlight970 0
this was my thought too. I've had friends that were creepy close with siblings. like you said there is close....and then there is a little too close.
dancebabe34 0
17- I agree with you. I don't think she would hae dumped him by using that excuse for no reason. there is probably new to this. like yea. Maybe they were freakishly close :/
jamie72596 9
Or maybe she's just psycho...you never know.
ak2580 0
that's disgusting that there so close
Classic_PWN 1
Well,least she didn't think you cheated on her with your mom.
smileyface143 4
it's okay, now you and your sister no longer have to hide your feelings, express away, you incest freaks:p aha jk. what would make her think that though?.. you guys must be pretty close.
foilindo 0
looks to me that she was just trying to fi d an excuse to break up. :-/
dreamering 16
You're not even from Alabama
TheCountess 4
But perhaps his girlfriend is (or from a place with similar incestuous stereotypes). Such a conclusion is not normal, unless it was common in her culture.
tiff0413 0
west Virginia * lol
iBilal 0
is ur sister hot
Snowble11 13
Are you from the south?
IndigoFuckYou 9
It says he's from Jamaica.
Omgpwned1234 0
It says Jamaica, Reading Helps. :)