Love: Today, my parents met my boyfriend for the first time. They spent...

By Anonymous - 23/03/2017 22:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend for the first time. They spent the entire meal trying to convince him to dump me, all while I was sitting right next to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2014 23:16 - United Kingdom

Today, wanting to break up with my boyfriend, I invited him to dinner with my parents. I was sure they'd hate him, which would give me the excuse I needed. They ended up loving him, and now they won't stop mentioning marriage. FML

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By justpeachy - 08/03/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2015 05:39 - United States - Mahwah

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. Turns out his dad is the asshole customer that I complain about all the time. He recognized me too and spent the entire dinner making passive-aggressive remarks about how bad of an employee I am. FML

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Welcome to the family!

By MendozR - 26/07/2022 00:01

Today, I met my new boyfriend’s parents, hoping that they would like me. They made subtle, mean comments during dinner and made me feel like total crap, all because my boyfriend left his ex-wife for me. They don’t get that we’re both good and compatible for each other, and that’s what matters. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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Prejudice

By howard1954 - 08/06/2015 15:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found the courage to tell my parents about my boyfriend. They simply reacted by lecturing me about how much he'll ruin my life, and how much they don't like him. They haven't met him yet. FML

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Oil and water

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 14:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. After hundreds passive aggressive comments, my boyfriend and I went into the kitchen. I started complaining to him about how his parents were horrible and mean. Little did I know, his parents had followed us in and were right behind me. FML

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Awkward

By notmyfam - 09/09/2016 07:47 - Australia - Chester Hill

Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML

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By thenewone - 19/11/2009 20:09 - Brazil

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. Later on, his mom pulls me aside and tells me to back off, saying he will never marry someone like me and he should be with a nice girl like his ex. They broke up after he found her in his bed with his roomate. FML

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pjsr 32

Thursday 23 March 2017 22:47

It's probably some kind of crazy parent test to 'see if he really cares about you'

Tripartita 44

Thursday 23 March 2017 23:22

"…and as if all that wasn't bad enough, my daughter's parents are, like, batshit crazy! Isn't that right, honey?"

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pjsr 32

Thursday 23 March 2017 22:47

It's probably some kind of crazy parent test to 'see if he really cares about you'

Tripartita 44

Thursday 23 March 2017 23:22

"…and as if all that wasn't bad enough, my daughter's parents are, like, batshit crazy! Isn't that right, honey?"

blink831forever 13

Friday 24 March 2017 2:12

Awkward.... Kudos to your family for trying to save him from a big mistake.

Hippo_Holiday 19

Friday 24 March 2017 2:35

As long it's your decision

isaacmok 3

Friday 24 March 2017 6:37

Omg

Cali 54

Friday 24 March 2017 12:22

This makes me think of the Dunphys in Modern Family... Is your name Haley? ^_^

DanielleinDC 33

Friday 24 March 2017 20:27

Either your parents really hate you or they really hate him. Yikes.

Minibears8908 1

Friday 24 March 2017 22:20

I, being a guy, am in the same boat as your boyfriend. My now fiance's parents (after nearly 6 years of us being together, buying a house and actively planning our wedding, which is happening, this Oct.) have on several occasions in the last month asked if it wouldn't be better if she and I were just friends. The same question has been asked of me the last 6 years every 4 months.