By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 08:47 - United Kingdom - Bury

Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her another girl's name. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 940
You deserved it 30 267
Love
Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

NoMore_CoolNames 14

You're in deep doo doo OP.

319 5
Reply Report
jw90 18

Well that doesn't help your case much.

157 6
Reply Report
Next

Comments

NoMore_CoolNames 14

You're in deep doo doo OP.

319 5
Reply Report
Catkam623 27

Noor stick to perverted jokes puns aren't your thing.

35 8
Reply Report
TheCanucklehead 22

#31 The only thing shitty is your stupid comment

21 23
Reply Report
TheCanucklehead 22

Wow. What an achievement. You gonna put that up on your wall?

1 9
Reply Report
BntyHntrSeattle 30

53, stop being such a sassafrass.

23 1
Reply Report
ILoveMyArm 15

Ohh, this is getting intense.

15 1
Reply Report
Koppol 15

Indeed it is. *grabs popcorn*

12 1
Reply Report
tegraturbo2000 15

#43 actualy you got 3 thumbs down

3 1
Reply Report
Shiny_nickels 14

It was at this moment OP knew he ****** up. Hope you two can work it out!!!!

0 0
Reply Report
jw90 18

Well that doesn't help your case much.

157 6
Reply Report
lopsop 12

Nah that actually helps him more in the reassuring.

2 3
Reply Report
TourettesGuyFTW 25

All a part of OP's plan!

2 2
Reply Report
BigJoeZD 16

Why can I imagine this being the plot of some kind of romantic movie? He blunders and says the wrong name, he then plays off on the mistake, and calls out the same name on the night of the party, maybe again after kissing, all for him to end up proposing. And she takes him for his "sick yet funny sense of humor" all while I'm sitting alone eating marshmallows :(

2 0
Reply Report
Shade1982 20

It actually sounds remarkably like the story in Friends where Chandler tries to hide his proposal from Monica by acting like he doesn't want to marry at all, but screws up because he's acting 'too much' like that...

1 0
Reply Report
Uramonkey 11

I'm sure OP's girlfriend thinks he got ****** too ;).

43 4
Reply Report
alchemist27 13

How come I can't meet someone like you

4 0
Reply Report
djsammyc 19

I think you mean not getting ******

1 0
Reply Report
LMFAOwned 9

That really wasn't very smooth of you was it? I mean you were already innocent and you let that happen lol

77 2
Reply Report
bbambastic 16

She'll understand once you throw the party

51 3
Reply Report
astralvagan 20

If she gives him the chance to the chance after this

21 3
Reply Report
kingbrizo 24

sorry OP...just dug your hole deeper. perhaps make the party sooner? or just tell her its an important surprise for her, but dont give too much more detail

22 0
Reply Report
singer0421 32

Sounds really convincing.... Hope she didn't break up with you OP :/

23 0
Reply Report
Catkam623 27

I'd just tell her about the party, might save your nuts from a good kicking, might.

30 0
Reply Report
annamei 16

Woah good luck with that OP

8 0
Reply Report
CrissyyyS2 22

It was a honest mistake, right? Just explain to her if she still doesn't believe you, wait until after the surprise party to explain to her again. All that planning must have gotten to you.

13 3
Reply Report
Next