Today, my 6 year old son learned that if you give a mouse a cookie, he will ask for a glass of milk. But if you give a hamster a cookie, he will try to shove the whole thing in his mouth, choke, and die. FML
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Witchcraft_fml
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At least he died with the sugary goodness of a cookie in his mouth.
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Mihir
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Oh that sucks hard...sorry for your creature
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Mihir
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Oh that sucks hard...sorry for your creature
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Ajjas013
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Lol creature? Sorry for your hamster OP.
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abbygalee
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ahahhah creature
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_THE_MASTER_
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not hard enough, evidently
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Les_Paul_Player
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...can I have the cookie?
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fatalkiss
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lmao for some reason I love this comment
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Gunnybear
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are you reffering to the kid?
are you reffering to the kid?
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pooponyuou
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my friend microwaved her hamster after giving it a bath. she wasn't allowed to use a hair dryer but she could use a microwave!
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YtotsDI
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is it bad I laughed at this fml??? lol
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Ron_fml
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lol I remember I gave my hamster an Oreo and stuff it all in his
mouth
mouth
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thefaded
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It's a children's book.
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00yoda4
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what's up with you're first comment
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Flymeister
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Aw, that's horrible. What made you think a hampster would just eat it? They naturally shove things in their cheeks to save food for later! Stick to little nuts and chuncks of fruit next time.
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fatherpunk
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My hampster would eat anything.
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Ajjas013
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Guys hamster. Not hampster.
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LemonFairy
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Well the way it's written says the six-year-old gave the hamster the cookie. I'm sure OP is smarter than that, but six-year-olds aren't quite there yet and will copy cute things in childrens books. (On a side note, If You Give a Pig a Pancake is better. :P)
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JustAReaderOfFml
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HAHAHAHA
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bekahshae
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Only if you put bacon on it...
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iHatemylife987
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ahahahaha
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BeiberFever
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mine too!!!
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pu13
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will there be a next time?
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sadiesykes
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awee :(
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Incubuss
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I used to feed my hamster Honey Nut Loop cereal when I was really young. He used to get proper hyper on the sugar. He died about a month after I started feeding him them..
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gothicwench
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You're a moron, why would you kill your pet?
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lainzilla
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Tiny children aren't exactly known for their ability to care for themselves, much less for other animals.
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Witchcraft_fml
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At least he died with the sugary goodness of a cookie in his mouth.
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Boxingsweets
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Seconded. :D
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spock9
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Same hear. That sucks though.
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EmmyRahh
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true..
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energyphuck
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hahaha
that sucks but I HAD to laugh
hillarious epic fail.
that sucks but I HAD to laugh
hillarious epic fail.
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DameGreyWulf
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Mickey can't talk anymore :c
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snocap12
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i know....it is pretty funny.....i had that book a long time ago...
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laughing_zebra
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That is so sad and so funny at the same time...
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HeyMonday_fml
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omg; lol well kids will be kids and curious.
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thespeshulkid
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11? AW lucky. I want 1 but i have 2 cats. :
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dalli
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i have three cats, its dogs that are a problem (learned that the hard way...)
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JFox
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I have a cat, a dwarf hamster and a mouse. The cat's no problem.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOwhImrUaqM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOwhImrUaqM
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alyssadapsycho
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I have a cat, two dogs, two parakeets, and sea monkeys
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klimpomppp
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Please take the path on the left into the large pit and terminate yourself.
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alexandriababyy
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fhl