FML : Today, my 6 year old son learned that if you give a mouse a cookie, he will ask for a glass of milk. But if you give a hamster a cookie, he will try to...

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Today, my 6 year old son learned that if you give a mouse a cookie, he will ask for a glass of milk. But if you give a hamster a cookie, he will try to shove the whole thing in his mouth, choke, and die. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By hamster cookie / Saturday 17 October 2009 21:08 / France

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By Witchcraft_fml | 4

#625076 - Sunday 18 October 2009 1:52

At least he died with the sugary goodness of a cookie in his mouth.

By Mihir | 1

#625062 - Sunday 18 October 2009 1:34

Oh that sucks hard...sorry for your creature

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By Mihir | 1

#625062 - Sunday 18 October 2009 1:34

Oh that sucks hard...sorry for your creature

Ajjas013 | 6

#625209 - Sunday 18 October 2009 3:37

Lol creature? Sorry for your hamster OP.

abbygalee | 0

#625261 - Sunday 18 October 2009 4:37

ahahhah creature

_THE_MASTER_ | 0

#625405 - Sunday 18 October 2009 7:17

not hard enough, evidently

Les_Paul_Player | 0

#626236 - Sunday 18 October 2009 23:02

...can I have the cookie?

fatalkiss | 0

#823677 - Thursday 4 February 2010 4:34

lmao for some reason I love this comment

Gunnybear | 0

#981583 - Monday 19 April 2010 1:43

1

are you reffering to the kid?

pooponyuou | 0

#1153621 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 21:59

my friend microwaved her hamster after giving it a bath. she wasn't allowed to use a hair dryer but she could use a microwave!

YtotsDI | 0

#2375643 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 3:33

is it bad I laughed at this fml??? lol

By Ron_fml | 0

#625063 - Sunday 18 October 2009 1:37

lol I remember I gave my hamster an Oreo and stuff it all in his
mouth

thefaded | 0

#625087 - Sunday 18 October 2009 2:01

It's a children's book.

00yoda4 | 0

#986453 - Thursday 29 April 2010 5:10

what's up with you're first comment

By Flymeister | 3

#625065 - Sunday 18 October 2009 1:37

Aw, that's horrible. What made you think a hampster would just eat it? They naturally shove things in their cheeks to save food for later! Stick to little nuts and chuncks of fruit next time.

fatherpunk | 1

#625112 - Sunday 18 October 2009 2:26

My hampster would eat anything.

Ajjas013 | 6

#625215 - Sunday 18 October 2009 3:41

Guys hamster. Not hampster.

LemonFairy | 0

#625287 - Sunday 18 October 2009 5:07

Well the way it's written says the six-year-old gave the hamster the cookie. I'm sure OP is smarter than that, but six-year-olds aren't quite there yet and will copy cute things in childrens books. (On a side note, If You Give a Pig a Pancake is better. :P)

JustAReaderOfFml | 4

#625294 - Sunday 18 October 2009 5:10

HAHAHAHA

bekahshae | 0

#625385 - Sunday 18 October 2009 6:55

Only if you put bacon on it...

iHatemylife987 | 0

#626701 - Monday 19 October 2009 3:30

ahahahaha

BeiberFever | 0

#998578 - Thursday 20 May 2010 7:01

mine too!!!

pu13 | 5

#1186228 - Wednesday 4 August 2010 7:38

will there be a next time?

By sadiesykes | 0

#625067 - Sunday 18 October 2009 1:41

awee :(

By Incubuss | 0

#625068 - Sunday 18 October 2009 1:42

I used to feed my hamster Honey Nut Loop cereal when I was really young. He used to get proper hyper on the sugar. He died about a month after I started feeding him them..