By hamster cookie - 17/10/2009 21:08 - France

Today, my 6 year old son learned that if you give a mouse a cookie, he will ask for a glass of milk. But if you give a hamster a cookie, he will try to shove the whole thing in his mouth, choke, and die. FML
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Witchcraft_fml 4
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At least he died with the sugary goodness of a cookie in his mouth.

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Ajjas013 6

Guys hamster. Not hampster.

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Mihir 1
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Oh that sucks hard...sorry for your creature

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Ajjas013 6

Lol creature? Sorry for your hamster OP.

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abbygalee 1

ahahhah creature

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_THE_MASTER_ 0

not hard enough, evidently

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Les_Paul_Player 0
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...can I have the cookie?

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fatalkiss 0

lmao for some reason I love this comment

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Gunnybear 0
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1 are you reffering to the kid?

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pooponyuou 0
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my friend microwaved her hamster after giving it a bath. she wasn't allowed to use a hair dryer but she could use a microwave!

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YtotsDI 0
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is it bad I laughed at this fml??? lol

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Ron_fml 0

lol I remember I gave my hamster an Oreo and stuff it all in his mouth

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thefaded 0
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It's a children's book.

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00yoda4 0

what's up with you're first comment

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Flymeister 3
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Aw, that's horrible. What made you think a hampster would just eat it? They naturally shove things in their cheeks to save food for later! Stick to little nuts and chuncks of fruit next time.

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fatherpunk 1
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My hampster would eat anything.

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Ajjas013 6

Guys hamster. Not hampster.

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LemonFairy 0

Well the way it's written says the six-year-old gave the hamster the cookie. I'm sure OP is smarter than that, but six-year-olds aren't quite there yet and will copy cute things in childrens books. (On a side note, If You Give a Pig a Pancake is better. :P)

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JustAReaderOfFml 4

HAHAHAHA

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bekahshae 0

Only if you put bacon on it...

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pu13 5

will there be a next time?

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sadiesykes 0

awee :(

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Incubuss 0
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I used to feed my hamster Honey Nut Loop cereal when I was really young. He used to get proper hyper on the sugar. He died about a month after I started feeding him them..

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gothicwench 0
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You're a moron, why would you kill your pet?

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lainzilla 14
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Tiny children aren't exactly known for their ability to care for themselves, much less for other animals.

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Witchcraft_fml 4
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At least he died with the sugary goodness of a cookie in his mouth.

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spock9 0

Same hear. That sucks though.

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energyphuck 0

hahaha that sucks but I HAD to laugh hillarious epic fail.

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DameGreyWulf 0
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Mickey can't talk anymore :c

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snocap12 0

i know....it is pretty funny.....i had that book a long time ago...

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laughing_zebra 0
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That is so sad and so funny at the same time...

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HeyMonday_fml 0
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omg; lol well kids will be kids and curious.

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thespeshulkid 0
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11? AW lucky. I want 1 but i have 2 cats. :

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dalli 0

i have three cats, its dogs that are a problem (learned that the hard way...)

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JFox 8
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I have a cat, a dwarf hamster and a mouse. The cat's no problem. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOwhImrUaqM

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alyssadapsycho 7
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I have a cat, two dogs, two parakeets, and sea monkeys 

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klimpomppp 9
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Please take the path on the left into the large pit and terminate yourself.

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