Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML
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Top comments
DynamicDave 11
Sounds made up. She was prolly looking for a reason and couldn't think of anything
cynima 0
Edward Cullen, I see.
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Comments (204)
hottiewitdamesse 8
Awe! How romantic!!
benimin 6
Is that really how it went
RoxxyHustle 7
I did that when I was young and wicked. I came to my senses. We're married now. Chin up awesome boyfriend, if she doesn't get a grip you'll meet someone who'll will treat you right. :-)
Ryanjr 2
I've been there, bro. it'll get better
sasoriakasuna 7
Same thing happened to me
nemcali 34
Your gf is clearly a moron. Move on
ohioain 18
Hmm. Can I get your number? :P
Cora5367 4
She was probably scared of falling for you.
Mailman2121 15
The perfect boyfriend? Apparently, you can't even spell your own name, Micheal.
vincentcloud 4
Happened to me too....twice >.>