Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle was hurting her leg. I didn't have a belt on. FML
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Peter_Ohnigian
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Could someone explain to me what happened in fluent English?
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venomousflower
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I'm confused
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MissKangaroo
| 23
Eat a yoghurt
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Norja
| 33
I really hope all these crappy FMLs get deleted when April Fool's is over. They're painful to read.
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Miss_Chevious
| 37
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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JazzHandsFML
| 28
this has to be April fools by admins these are awful
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fuckedPriceless
| 17
there's an algorithm they used to make all the FMLs look like this...not just the new ones. obviously they'll revert to their normal form after April fools is over.
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MissKangaroo
| 23
Ai was FORST!!!!111!11!!
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Norja
| 33
Yes, I just looked through old ones and they're all like this. Maybe I'm just a party pooper, but I can't wait for them all to change back.
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beararm
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it's still here and I still dnt get the joke or the fml
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BBeffedmylife
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oh mah gawd...... so cray
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bcalle
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Is he telling us he had a boner
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One_Way
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Also yes.
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sky413
| 26
Love those double exclamation marks
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GwennaRose
| 22
What exclamation marks? There aren't any on the post?
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Mauskau
| 35
They must have changed it back to English, it looks quite lost.
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sky413
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FML's April fools day joke was to change the grammar of all the recent posts to texting language.
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PapaMoti
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ef ur lyfe
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venomousflower
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I'm confused
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panicsdisaster
| 17
I think he was humping her leg?
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Mermaidhead
| 13
ops girl was sitting on his lap. he popped a boner and she felt it on her ass or on the back of her leg. there ya go.
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airborne132
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boner
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redwrench
| 12
But it's his girlfriend, why is it an FML?
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Peter_Ohnigian
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Could someone explain to me what happened in fluent English?
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Luna33_fml
| 17
April first
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Welshite
| 39
#6: From what I understand, OP's Womb Raider resembles a rather flat and thin piece of metal. It's quite unfortunate, really.
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flamingarrow59
| 21
fml moderators happened
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Shadowvoid
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I think this is an April Fools Joke
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rockaroths
| 15
It looks like every post is like this, I looked through random ones and ones that had no errors yesterday. They all had grammatical errors.
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tj4234
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#29. I just wanted to say that "womb raider" is my new favourite euphemism.
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JohnnyKade
| 25
You had me at Womb Raider.
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jake_braves
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#29, Wel shite
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posij
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He got a boner?
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wdunh69733
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What?!
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Blippety
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April the 1st is what.
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kaylagurl515
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This made no sense at all
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LostInTheZone11
| 28
It seems FML is going a little crazy with April Fools Day.
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averym14
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I don't get it
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Redoxx_fml
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He was happy to see her