By zetuga - 01/04/2015 07:40 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle was hurting her leg. I didn't have a belt on. FML
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Could someone explain to me what happened in fluent English?


I really hope all these crappy FMLs get deleted when April Fool's is over. They're painful to read.

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this has to be April fools by admins these are awful

there's an algorithm they used to make all the FMLs look like this...not just the new ones. obviously they'll revert to their normal form after April fools is over.

Ai was FORST!!!!111!11!!

Yes, I just looked through old ones and they're all like this. Maybe I'm just a party pooper, but I can't wait for them all to change back.

it's still here and I still dnt get the joke or the fml

oh mah gawd...... so cray

Is he telling us he had a boner

Love those double exclamation marks

GwennaRose 22

What exclamation marks? There aren't any on the post?

They must have changed it back to English, it looks quite lost.

FML's April fools day joke was to change the grammar of all the recent posts to texting language.

I think he was humping her leg?

ops girl was sitting on his lap. he popped a boner and she felt it on her ass or on the back of her leg. there ya go.

But it's his girlfriend, why is it an FML?

Could someone explain to me what happened in fluent English?

#6: From what I understand, OP's Womb Raider resembles a rather flat and thin piece of metal. It's quite unfortunate, really.

fml moderators happened

Shadowvoid 33

I think this is an April Fools Joke

rockaroths 15

It looks like every post is like this, I looked through random ones and ones that had no errors yesterday. They all had grammatical errors.

#29. I just wanted to say that "womb raider" is my new favourite euphemism.

You had me at Womb Raider.

He got a boner?

April the 1st is what.

This made no sense at all

LostInTheZone11 29

It seems FML is going a little crazy with April Fools Day.

I don't get it

Redoxx_fml 22

He was happy to see her