By Anon - 01/04/2015 06:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my brother mentioned my dad's birthday party. I said, "What party?" He said, "Shit, forgot I wasn't supposed to tell you." My own father doesn't want me at his party. FML
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Klima_fml 29
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April Fools!!!

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MegasaurusRex89 28
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Silver lining: No need to buy him a birthday present! Honestly though, your dad's an ass.

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jen1097 25
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Throw one without him

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jen1097 25
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This prank is killing me hahaha

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xleanne_aLly 23
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Is it just my cell? Or do the last six FML's have really bad spelling errors?

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jen1097 25
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This prank is killing me hahaha

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xleanne_aLly 23
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Okay nevermind. Good one guys! LOL my head is still a little foggy, late night. And I was unaware it's April 1st. Better go prank my fam jam before they wake up.

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xleanne_aLly 23
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Stillll laughing about this! I'm reading everything in Cartmen's voice though.

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Klima_fml 29
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April Fools!!!

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guitar93cd 8
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Look at all the fmls. It seems they've been changed on purpose ?

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BBeffedmylife 28
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YAS. I was going through wondering why are these being published? Well played, FML team, well played.

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RAH94 17
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Thats harsh.

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MegasaurusRex89 28
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Silver lining: No need to buy him a birthday present! Honestly though, your dad's an ass.

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erizonkim 17
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Oh wow. That's kinda harsh!

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abbyade 21
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If he doesn't want you there, then don't go. He has maturity issues he needs to sort out. Don't be too offended OP, even parents are humans.

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nonsensical 26

y u do dis?

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adamwilcockson 20
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What is with all the spelling and grammatical errors in the FML's recently?

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Mynamewontfi 40
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Did you look at today's date?

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seriouslygrowup 11
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I was thinking the same thing, then I read an FML of yesterday I remember, and saw the spelling was changed on purpose. Happy April Fools

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flyingmind_fml 17
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#13 u r killing us haha :p

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flyingmind_fml 17
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is it a prank too the comment i posted wasn't supposed to be here sorry #13

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yuno_gasai_fml 34
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I love how all the latest FML posts are April fools posts

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chocolatelover96 14
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Not just the latest, I just read some random ones from the last few years, and they've altered those too :D

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confused90 17

Why is there so many FML's lately with bad spelling and grammar?

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Afroninja4566 21
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The FML staff is doing it on purpose. It's April fools.

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yumad_aiden 13
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The FML staff re-arranged the FMLs, even the older ones, to poor spelling or caps as an April Fools joke.

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