bcalle

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Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

6%
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

67%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

38%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

0%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

1%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

1%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

72%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

8%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

12%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

7%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

36%

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Bcalle's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to go to the emergency room in the middle of the night. Even though they know I don't have any money, let alone shoes on my feet, my parents have decided it's far too much trouble to come pick me up because we're on vacation and they want to have fun. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By GreatParenting - / Sunday 26 July 2015 22:47 / United States - Nampa

Today, I stumbled across one of my son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets are technically "whores" because they hook up with countless cords for a "charge." I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By MySonThePoet - / Monday 27 October 2014 02:42 / United States - Racine

Today, my parents took my iPad back to the store and exchanged it for two cheap knock off tablets. Reason being my little brother threatened to run away because I had one and he didn't. I bought the iPad on my own after graduation. They kept the difference in price. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By evilmuffinlord - / Tuesday 18 June 2013 06:34 / United States - Houston

Today, I was tossing my car keys into the air and catching them. I threw them up really high, only to have them land in the branches of the palm tree outside my door, at the very top. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By 2234 / Monday 4 October 2010 02:10 / United States

Profile completed

Inception

Night owl

Mobility

Socialite

Who’s the fairest of them all?

The Mixer

It's in the can!

One more and it's business time

Santa Claus

100 kick-ass comments

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

A new thumb

50 quality comments

50 favorites

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

Judgmental