Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle...

By zetuga - 01/04/2015 07:40 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle was hurting her leg. I didn't have a belt on. FML

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Today, I was running late for work. To save time, I grabbed my belt on my way out the door and was putting it on in the elevator, which stopped at the next floor before I had put my belt all the way on. A hot girl stepped into the elevator, looked at my undone belt, screamed "Ew" and got off. FML

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By Hikara - 13/04/2009 13:44 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML

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Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML

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By roo - 27/01/2011 16:48 - United Kingdom

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 20:53 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2016 05:13 - United States

Today, after a long day, I energetically took off my belt to take my pants off and relax. In doing so, I whipped the belt around in the air, causing it to spin around and slap me right in my tender ballsack. I almost threw up. FML

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By Belt issues - 09/06/2016 12:21 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, I took a train for 5 hours to a remote northern community. My belt broke as I was getting off the train. I went to the only store and bought a new belt. Taking it off to go to bed, the new belt broke. I have to go visit clients today with a shoestring holding up my pants. FML

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Peter_Ohnigian 14

Wednesday 1 April 2015 15:22

Could someone explain to me what happened in fluent English?

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Wednesday 1 April 2015 15:22

I'm confused

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fml510605 16

Wednesday 1 April 2015 19:01

So my FML's were (I thought) pretty funny. All three of them were denied.... But this one was sent?! FML

bellzie20 6

Wednesday 1 April 2015 19:26

Someone has a little problem…

One_Way 43

Wednesday 1 April 2015 19:37

Because you already took it off...?

zarrganaut 17

Wednesday 1 April 2015 19:37

So what hurt her?

PANDORUM89 21

Wednesday 1 April 2015 19:42

must've been a ghost buckle. it haunts the beltless.

laden_swallow09 34

Wednesday 1 April 2015 20:08

The spelling was okay on this one. Still don't get it.

Cowbone94 4

Wednesday 1 April 2015 20:16

Dang you Fml

Season_D 14

Wednesday 1 April 2015 21:16

if they are only releasing shit fmls today then I might as well post mine then. Lol

Pixiemels 19

Wednesday 1 April 2015 21:30

Because of April fools! all FML's are effed up haha!

Eternal94 10

Wednesday 1 April 2015 21:33

I am so confuse.

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