If that is so, then definitely don't compare yourself to David Tennant

that man has sideburns and hair a man would kill over

Just his hair? Of all his abilities, it's his hair you want?

Hey Superman's hair can hold a thousand pounds.

I know it's pretty amazing! But, X-ray vision, the ability to fly, to leap tall buildings in a single bound, and one of the best, to be able to bring in all the shopping in a single trip!

Of all of Superman's assets, his hair is the only one that stays amazing under the red sun and in the presence of kryptonite.

That is very true.

I don't know if I want his super ventriloquism tho

Don't forget laser vision, super strength, super speed, super endowment...

It could be worst, you could be wearing tights.

F ifunny

Of all the attributes. You went with hair?!?

Go into a phone booth and put on a pair of glasses. You'll come out supernatural.

Well if you could draw your hair on I'm sure it would be perfect, too

you gotta visit a therapist to tie up those loose ends..... lol

Enough is enough... No more BS postings... Everyone gets it is April fools day

They already fixed them... Before you even commented...

Someone's had a terrible april fools today, I see.

short and sweet fml. I like you

Well to be fair, it is pretty fantastic looking.