By curseyousuperman - 01/04/2015 16:20 - United States - Conway

Today, my self-esteem issues got me jealous of Superman's hair. FML
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SteamyPenguin 46
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Just his hair? Of all his abilities, it's his hair you want?

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Gesula 24
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If that is so, then definitely don't compare yourself to David Tennant

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Gesula 24
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If that is so, then definitely don't compare yourself to David Tennant

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rebelbelle 17
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that man has sideburns and hair a man would kill over

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SteamyPenguin 46
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Just his hair? Of all his abilities, it's his hair you want?

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Welshite 39
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Hey Superman's hair can hold a thousand pounds.

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SteamyPenguin 46
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I know it's pretty amazing! But, X-ray vision, the ability to fly, to leap tall buildings in a single bound, and one of the best, to be able to bring in all the shopping in a single trip!

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gracehi 31
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Of all of Superman's assets, his hair is the only one that stays amazing under the red sun and in the presence of kryptonite.

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SteamyPenguin 46
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That is very true.

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drayloon 50

I don't know if I want his super ventriloquism tho

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DoomSkuller 28
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Don't forget laser vision, super strength, super speed, super endowment...

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NormaBates 10
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It could be worst, you could be wearing tights.

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Garagedwella 26
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Of all the attributes. You went with hair?!?

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Welshite 39
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Go into a phone booth and put on a pair of glasses. You'll come out supernatural.

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WCARlover 34
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Well if you could draw your hair on I'm sure it would be perfect, too

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flufee2 27
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you gotta visit a therapist to tie up those loose ends..... lol

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patrickalamo 47
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Enough is enough... No more BS postings... Everyone gets it is April fools day

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AikoRose 15
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They already fixed them... Before you even commented...

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Mynamewontfi 40
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Someone's had a terrible april fools today, I see.

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Emzinatorbot 26
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short and sweet fml. I like you

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jkp1291 25

Well to be fair, it is pretty fantastic looking.

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