Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle was hurting her leg. I didn't have a belt on. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was running late for work. To save time, I grabbed my belt on my way out the door and was putting it on in the elevator, which stopped at the next floor before I had put my belt all the way on. A hot girl stepped into the elevator, looked at my undone belt, screamed "Ew" and got off. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML
Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML
Today, I was trying to wiggle my boxer shorts off to get it on with my girlfriend when my knee hooked on the elastic band. I was anxious to get started, so I used force and ended up kneeing my girlfriend in the crotch. FML
Today, I was getting a flight home. I'd worn a belt because my skirt was too big. When I walked through security, they asked me to remove my belt. My skirt fell down in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML
Today, after a long day, I energetically took off my belt to take my pants off and relax. In doing so, I whipped the belt around in the air, causing it to spin around and slap me right in my tender ballsack. I almost threw up. FML
Today, I took a train for 5 hours to a remote northern community. My belt broke as I was getting off the train. I went to the only store and bought a new belt. Taking it off to go to bed, the new belt broke. I have to go visit clients today with a shoestring holding up my pants. FML
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Peter_Ohnigian 14
Could someone explain to me what happened in fluent English?
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I'm confused
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HowlingHero 16
April fools.... They did this so we'd flip our shit and it worked. Well played FML team.
pimpmilk69 18
could it be your dick?
pkypereira 11
I think FML has been hacked...
pimpmilk69 18
why and how so
B1ackthesun 31
Or maybe it's just April fools...
eleanorrigby90 19
I don't understand how this made it through. The 3 newest posts all have terrible spelling...
Xobubblyxo 23
It took me 10 minutes of trying to read the random FMLs to realize that it was April Fools Day
citrusfruit 12
It's an April fools joke guys chill
fie26 9
for april fools, they are letting anything through moderation
Zeishah 26
English man. God's gift to mankind. Please! Use it!
crazyblind 3
Omg. All of these are making my head hurt. The grammar alone makes me shudder. Dear FML, please stop.
Markovski 18
Nice bro!!