Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Devastated, I told my...

By Author - 24/02/2014 22:22 - United States - Naples

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Devastated, I told my dad about it, hoping he'd help cheer me up. His advice was, "Just rub one out son, you'll feel better in no time." Thanks dad. FML

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izzybd 20

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Tuesday 25 February 2014 7:48

Way to rub it in, Dad

Michael903 18

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Tuesday 25 February 2014 7:49

He's just jerking your chain...

izzybd 20

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Tuesday 25 February 2014 7:48

Way to rub it in, Dad

michaelaranda 28

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Tuesday 25 February 2014 8:31

Hey, OPs dad handled it better than others parents might have. when my first girlfriend broke up with me, my dad said things like good for her, she probably feels great, and son, she was probably the only hot girl you were ever gonna get, dont be mad you lost her, be happy you kept her for this long.

FMLkoala 28

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Tuesday 25 February 2014 8:38

#21 that should be an FML

Verota 6

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Tuesday 25 February 2014 9:30

Yea, he's just trying to help. Masturbation is a cure-all.

nyctophobia 5

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Wednesday 30 April 2014 22:14

wasn't funny.

randomcrazyguy 17

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Sunday 5 October 2014 5:18

This is why I have no emotions

712sash 26

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Tuesday 25 February 2014 7:49

That must have been awkward.

ThankYouGoodbye 14

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Tuesday 25 February 2014 7:49

First!!!! Also, rubbing does help if you're itching.

leonchen7498 12

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Tuesday 25 February 2014 7:50

third**

Michael903 18

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Tuesday 25 February 2014 7:49

He's just jerking your chain...

cricketsins 36

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Tuesday 25 February 2014 7:50

Depending on your age, this could be sound advice.

TRaww21 14

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Tuesday 25 February 2014 7:52

I think how long they were together would be more of a factor than his age.

glabberfasted 16

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Tuesday 25 February 2014 12:21

8 - I wouldn't think that would be a factor at all. You can be completely in love with someone for a long time before actually "being with" them as a couple. And someone can mean the world to you even if you've only known them a short time.

FMLcommenterer 13

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Tuesday 25 February 2014 7:50

Good advice.

Deverz 10

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Tuesday 25 February 2014 9:38

I agree. Perfect advice

a_wiener_d0g 15

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Wednesday 26 February 2014 1:19

Not bad advice

koalabear_55 11

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Tuesday 25 February 2014 7:58

It'll get better OP don't worry :) it hurts right now but trust me eventually you will find the girl who is perfect for you and will love you for who you are. In the mean time, try spending most of your free time with friends and family to keep your mind off of her. Good luck OP :)

The_Big_Boss 20

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Tuesday 25 February 2014 7:59

Why lie to him? It's a possibility he'll never find the "right" girl. Many men don't.

shyeahh_fml 19

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Tuesday 25 February 2014 9:27

My "right" girl is my right hand.

rmoss78 10

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Thursday 27 February 2014 1:11

@shyeahh: I'm a lefty

Gremlinek 16

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Sunday 1 June 2014 15:45

Some of us just got to the point we don't care. If something comes along then it's ok but if it doesn't then there is always rubbing one off (or paid escorts).