Great start to the day

By Anonymous - 04/04/2021 20:00

Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 252
You deserved it 692

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YDI if it was your condom. And why spend so much time in your parent’s bed? Don’t you have your own bed? It just seems creepy to me.

Oh and clean up the cat vomit

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YDI if it was your condom. And why spend so much time in your parent’s bed? Don’t you have your own bed? It just seems creepy to me.

I mean I'm 28 and when I'm watching the animals when my mother is gone, I use her room. Giant bedroom, giant bed, giant attached bathroom. Not sure what the question is here.

I'm 33. To this day if my parents are out of town they know I'm sleeping in their bed. With their permission. It's just something we do.

So what you're saying is you had several in your parents bed? How old are you?!

Oh and clean up the cat vomit

Couldn't you make up a better story than this? At least you could have got the grammar right.