By Anonymous - 4/4/2021 20:00

Great start to the day

Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML
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  slkeithh  |  12

I mean I'm 28 and when I'm watching the animals when my mother is gone, I use her room. Giant bedroom, giant bed, giant attached bathroom. Not sure what the question is here.