FML : Today, was my boyfriends last night visiting my family. My dog decided to go through the trash, then ran up to my dad with one of our used condoms caught...

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Today, was my boyfriends last night visiting my family. My dog decided to go through the trash, then ran up to my dad with one of our used condoms caught on her teeth. My parents didn't even know we were sleeping in the same room. They know a lot more now. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ash - / Tuesday 4 January 2011 21:09 / United States

Intimacy

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By NBS93 | 0

#1929274 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 0:25

Good dog.

By Bartimaeus | 7

#1929442 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 1:05

THAT'S why you throw it away in the outside trash can with the big lockable lid that is secured in that little area next to your garage... at least that's where I'd put it... not that I was there or anything...

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By Jizwold | 0

#1929264 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 0:24

what a bitch

Daileyyy | 0

#1929423 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 0:59

Nice doggy. Now I totally understand how dogs are "man's best friend :)"

vanilla2u | 5

#1929617 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 2:08

haha took me a while to get that one!

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1929624 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 2:11

Just say the dog was your bitch. Problem solved

perfectlylovely | 0

#1929924 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 5:55

exactly!

Selena_is_back | 7

#1929947 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 6:18

So?

backdownbreh | 0

#1930129 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 8:06

it's a joysie thing.

iSitt | 0

#1930149 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 8:24

do dogs like the taste?

omgwork | 0

#1930171 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 8:40

my dog likes it

By KFCkoolaidWaterm | 0

#1929269 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 0:25

Give her the finger. Let her take a picture of that.

KFCkoolaidWaterm | 0

#1929281 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 0:27

Crap. Wrong FML.
sorry...

jordo44 | 0

#1929688 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 2:33

yeah I was about to say haha...

By NBS93 | 0

#1929274 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 0:25

Good dog.

By GawZ | 0

#1929276 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 0:27

that's what happens when bodies start slappin

swaggupby2 | 0

#1929307 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 0:30

LMAO!,

sourgirl101 | 22

#1929836 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 4:31

Tone-Loc "Wild Thing"

"I'd like to lock in those lyrics" ....What did I win?

By starrs_movingIn | 0

#1929290 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 0:27

that's beyond creepy #4...& wow, I guess your dog can put his own condom on as well, right?

By Ninjarawwr | 6

#1929292 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 0:27

i don't get it, is this a bad thing ?
i assumed you were older :P but i guess if your a teenn thats kinda bad

NrdGrl42 | 0

#1929886 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 5:14

even if OP and her bf are young adults, parents still dont like to know about their kids having sex.. especially in their house ;)

By squirell_AIDS69 | 0

#1929299 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 0:29

You dirty dog!

werty30 | 0

#1929747 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 3:05

HA!

UpsidedownKayak | 9

#1929751 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 3:18

Yes, that dirty, disgusting, double-crossing, disloyal, disobedient, despicable, disappointing, damn dog.

By TheFection | 0

#1929315 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 0:31

WTF god you better be kidding.

By exiledTexan | 0

#1929333 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 0:33

well at least the dog isn't the only bitch with a craving for jizz! YDI

By TheCoNofGamer | 1

#1929337 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 0:34

HAHAHAA. Opps my caps lock was on, but whatever. Hope you had a great time, your parents aren't gonna be to happy. :D

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