Hi mom!

By jonnie - 07/05/2020 02:00

Today, I learned Google Assistant and Google Home work harmoniously together if I blabber on without ending a command, like when sending a text to my mom about canceling dinner plans because I’m fake sick and going to hook up with this guy, it’ll send every word. My mistake & lesson learned. FML
I agree, your life sucks 475
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during lockdown?

This is why I type out my texts. This is also why I take breaths when I speak.

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during lockdown?

She should understand. In the words of the poet, Tone Loc: Hey, you two, I was once like you And I liked to do the Wild Thing!

Yo Ace is in the house!

Technology is always listening...

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This is why I type out my texts. This is also why I take breaths when I speak.