Miscellaneous, Gross and Plumbing: Snaked - FML

Snaked

By Drained - 30/05/2025 07:00 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, my wife complained that the shower was draining slowly, so I took the drain cover off and snaked the drain. I pulled out a giant blob of reeking, stinking, rotten filth. My wife saw it and screamed. Now she insists she can still smell it on my hands and won't let me near her. FML

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Today, the water in my shower wouldn't drain so I used a snake to unclog it. I pulled almost a full foot of nasty hair and gunk out of the drain. I just moved in, and the previous owner was an elderly woman. I just pulled a foot of old lady pubes out of my drain. FML

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Today, I was taking a relaxing soak in the tub with my essential oils, when my husband walked in and proceeded to take the most foul-smelling dump ever. The toilet is right next to the bathtub, so my essential oils didn’t stand a chance. Besides that, our house has four other bathrooms. FML

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Friday 30 May 2025 0:31

Point out to her that, odds are, that blob of rotten filth is comprised mainly of her hair.

bidet 9

Friday 30 May 2025 2:42

Assuming that she isn't a waffle stomper

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Friday 30 May 2025 0:31

Point out to her that, odds are, that blob of rotten filth is comprised mainly of her hair.

bidet 9

Friday 30 May 2025 2:42

Assuming that she isn't a waffle stomper

ktd988 13

Friday 30 May 2025 6:31

gloves for yucky stuff like that!!

newbiemalestr8 26

Friday 30 May 2025 12:22

gloves are your friend

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