Today, my girlfriend admitted to me that she has been sleeping with someone on her girls basketball team, which at first turned me on. Then I found out he's the team manager. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML
Today, I found my girlfriend in bed with her gym trainer. They said they were doing cardio. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML
Today, one of my good friends confided in me about the affair she is having with our boss. She'd been sleeping with him for three months and told me they were in love, but it had to be kept quiet due to our company's very strict anti-fraternization policy. I've also been secretly seeing him all year. FML
Today, I learned of my girlfriend’s affair with her coworker. And by coworker, I mean my long-time friend, who we helped get a job at her work in the first place. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML
Today, I found out that a girl who I really liked at work, who is my manager and with whom I'm friends, and who knows I like her, has been secretly dating someone else who works there for a month, and everyone at work knew except me, because she didn't want to tell me. FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
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flockz 20
now she has her hands on balls on and off the court.
Pleonasm 36
Now that's what I call double-dribbling.
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Comments (66)
Epikouros 32
Would she consider it cheating if you had sex with another guy? Just asking.
carminecris89 13
I don't know how you could be turned on by the possibility of her cheating on you with a woman. You should have just been furious that she cheated, not whether it was a man or woman affecting that. At this point she should be your ex girlfriend. I feel bad for you, your girlfriend is a *****, but you don't sound like you're handling it right. If you think her cheating on you with a man is wrong but with a woman it's okay, then you definitely have issues and need to grow up.
EmoRockChic 11
Seriously everyone saying that its ok cos he thought it might of been one of the other teammates or suggested a threesome you have something wrong with you. OP fyl cos that is not ok
KiddNYC1O 22
I hope she knows that's a double technical foul. She's outta here, partner!
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Eh..I think it depends on the circumstances. For example I used to date this girl and at parties she'd get drunk and make out with other girls. I blame it on Katy Perry, but anyway I was bothered at first then I just kind of let it go. If she was making out with other guys or sleeping with those women I'd of been pissed, but I didn't really consider that cheating though. Just throwing my two cents in there.
PocketFox 10
On the one hand, yeah, it's horrible to be cheated on. On the other, all my sympathy for you goes out the window when you imply that it'd be okay and "hot" if she cheated on you with a woman, but it's only an FML because it was a man. So I can't exactly say YDI (even if I might want to), but I'm certainly not going to sympathize with you either.
picturescrazy 24
Uh, why is it okay for her to cheat on you with a girl? If she's doing it behind your back, you can't really expect it to turn into a threesome. Sorry about the girl though. You can find a faithful girl that won't cheat on you with a man OR a woman. If you want a threesome so badly, I suggest doing it with two girls you are not emotionally attached to since it can ruin a relationship.
johnny_derp 3
I was gonna say fyl, but that was before I realized what a hypocrite you are. there's actually something quite repugnant about a guy who only cares about being cheated on with another man, but finds the idea of his girlfriend cheating with another girl "hot". people like that apparently don't view lesbian relationships as valid or something.
rebelliousshroom 12
Exactly. Men who consider their girlfriend having sex with another man cheating, but not sex with another woman, obviously don't understand that women are just as much a threat to him as men (given that the girlfriend is actually bisexual and not just experimenting, but who would cheat on their boyfriend just to experiment?). Which is arrogant, sexist, and just plain stupid.
Enslaved 38
Reason-- Only one penis per fantasy is allowed. :P
oomph_fml 25
Was feeling sympathetic until you didn't mind her cheating on you with another woman. It shouldn't be attractive nor taken lightly no matter what gender it is with.