Today, my girlfriend admitted to me that she has been sleeping with someone on her girls basketball team, which at first turned me on. Then I found out he's the team manager. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML
Today, I found my girlfriend in bed with her gym trainer. They said they were doing cardio. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML
Today, one of my good friends confided in me about the affair she is having with our boss. She'd been sleeping with him for three months and told me they were in love, but it had to be kept quiet due to our company's very strict anti-fraternization policy. I've also been secretly seeing him all year. FML
Today, I learned of my girlfriend’s affair with her coworker. And by coworker, I mean my long-time friend, who we helped get a job at her work in the first place. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML
Today, I found out that a girl who I really liked at work, who is my manager and with whom I'm friends, and who knows I like her, has been secretly dating someone else who works there for a month, and everyone at work knew except me, because she didn't want to tell me. FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
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flockz 20
now she has her hands on balls on and off the court.
Pleonasm 36
Now that's what I call double-dribbling.
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Comments (66)
Pleonasm 36
Well now he knows she likes NBN... Nothing But 'Nads
accioshannon 17
So... it's okay for your girlfriend to cheat on you if it's with a female, because it's "hot"? Cheating is cheating, asshole.
ilovefall10 21
Oh, so it's OK for your girlfriend to sleep around with other girls because it's 'hot', but it's not okay if it's a guy? YDI , just for being a immature fool.
emilyjgraham 34
I wouldn't say he deserved it but it is a bit silly to think that. it's weird to think some boys don't look at that as cheating! x
txbelle210 5
I don't think it's fair to say that he deserved it. It really depends on context. If he's okay with her sleeping with other girls then he may not consider that cheating while some others may. Clearly in his relationship he had no problem with his gf being with other girls, jus not other guys....
gc327072 31
He must be one of those dudes that fantasizes about threesomes. Personally, I don't find it that appealing because: A) What would the second girl do while you were doing the other one? B) I always sex/intimacy was supposed to be just that, intimate, and personal.
lumberjack610 1
86... You must not be a real guy. Girl on girlfriend = HOT. Guy on girlfriend = someone must die. I've had a threesome, and there is plentyyy to do with the other girl ;)
SmokinGuns 13
126 No, he is a real gentleman, but obviously he's not a pervert like you. If you want a threesome with your girl or wife and another girl then you better do the same for her with another man and not bitch about it.
charvisioku 22
If she slept with someone else it's cheating, whether it was another girl or not. The only way I would understand you being okay with her sleeping with other girls is if you had specifically established that it doesn't count as cheating. Otherwise, it's not okay. You sound like an overly hormonal teenager.
HandsomeRatch 20
I like how OP wasn't upset by the thought of his girlfriend cheating on him with another girl, but went all "OH NO YOU DI-ENT" when he heard she cheated on him with a man.
Spectre529 12
Oh that's harsh... Bitch move
emilyjgraham 34
completely agree! I can understand why he was initially turned on but she still went behind his back!
emilyjgraham 34
you can imagine the conversation... ops girlfriend: I slept with one of my team mates. op: holy shit that's hot, why do you look upset about it? ops girlfriend: it's a man.. op: that is not cool, get the **** out! I don't understand why he didn't consider the girl on girl cheating!
pradip 26
How about this, Gf: I slept with someone from the basketball team. Op: oh! Wow that's ok don't worry about it. Gf: really? Are u not mad at me?. Op: no, Its totally sexy, infact we can have a threesome. Gf: threesome? But I dunno whether he will accept. Op: "He"? its a male. Gf: yes, my team manager. Op: Oh! **** you bitch, get the **** away
flockz 20
or how about this: gf: i have something to confess. i slept with someone on my basketball team. op: oh ok that's fine! (sigh of relief) gf: wait you're ok with it?? op: ya it's ok. what was her name? gf: well it was the team manager..... op: WAIT you slept with him too???
greasygrass 9
She's the best ballhandler on the team.
laurenlovesjb 20
Why would the thought of your own girlfriend having lesbian sex with someone else turn you on?
ICastillo 25
Why wouldn't lesbian sex turn him on?
GoldenGrizzly 7
Some guys are into that. I don't see the problems with people who like to watch lesbian sex, or get turned on by their partner sleeping with someone else. However, it is not for everyone and you should be on the same page as your partner. It sounds like Op's girlfriend had no idea it turned Op on, and Op had no idea she was sleeping around... so either way they do not sound like a couple that is going to work out.