Today, my girlfriend admitted to me that she has been sleeping with someone on her girls basketball team, which at first turned me on. Then I found out he's the team manager. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML
Today, I found my girlfriend in bed with her gym trainer. They said they were doing cardio. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML
Today, one of my good friends confided in me about the affair she is having with our boss. She'd been sleeping with him for three months and told me they were in love, but it had to be kept quiet due to our company's very strict anti-fraternization policy. I've also been secretly seeing him all year. FML
Today, I learned of my girlfriend’s affair with her coworker. And by coworker, I mean my long-time friend, who we helped get a job at her work in the first place. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML
Today, I found out that a girl who I really liked at work, who is my manager and with whom I'm friends, and who knows I like her, has been secretly dating someone else who works there for a month, and everyone at work knew except me, because she didn't want to tell me. FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
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flockz 20
now she has her hands on balls on and off the court.
Pleonasm 36
Now that's what I call double-dribbling.
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Comments (66)
trueblue170 13
So you wouldn't mind if she was cheating on you with a girl? *facepalm*
NYCBOII123 7
Well, on the bright side, at least she admitted to you before you found out. [instert awkward half smile here]
Levvy 22
You don't exactly deserve it, but if you're going to be okay with one form of cheating, you're a hypocrite not to be okay with another.
Brain_on_logic 2
While it was awful of her to cheat on you, you're still a bit of a hypocrite. Cheating isn't okay even if she cheats on you with another girl.
moneyisaprobem 1
blah, blah, blah, "OP a hypocrite." Girl on girl isn't cheating unless they used strap-ons. Fact.
msilikegrapes 8
I'm team manager:D they call me water bitch
winkydog4056 16
Yes, cheating is an evil thing. No argument there! No doubt I'm going to get grief for this....does it ever occur to anyone that cheating is NOT only the cheaters doing!? The MAIN reason people cheat is they're NOT gettin' what they need from their psrtners. Rarely is it about sex - it's going out to get what's missing.
Zacham 5
cheaters pissed me off. sorry fyl
Spark_Slicker 19
Um, I'd have thought you'd be pissed off either way. It doesn't matter how "hot" you think it is for her to have slept with another girl, she still disregarded the bond that was only supposed to be between the two of you. Think with the head that's above your shoulders.
fakkumairaifu 14
That sucks, but you're kind of a moron for implying you'd have been okay with it as long as her partner in cheating was female.