Today, my girlfriend admitted to me that she has been sleeping with someone on her girls basketball team, which at first turned me on. Then I found out he's the team manager. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML
Today, I found my girlfriend in bed with her gym trainer. They said they were doing cardio. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML
Today, one of my good friends confided in me about the affair she is having with our boss. She'd been sleeping with him for three months and told me they were in love, but it had to be kept quiet due to our company's very strict anti-fraternization policy. I've also been secretly seeing him all year. FML
Today, I learned of my girlfriend’s affair with her coworker. And by coworker, I mean my long-time friend, who we helped get a job at her work in the first place. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML
Today, I found out that a girl who I really liked at work, who is my manager and with whom I'm friends, and who knows I like her, has been secretly dating someone else who works there for a month, and everyone at work knew except me, because she didn't want to tell me. FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
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flockz 20
now she has her hands on balls on and off the court.
Pleonasm 36
Now that's what I call double-dribbling.
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Comments (66)
doglover100 29
You deserve better, cheaters suck.
pogue36 5
**** that bitch in the ass, then leave her.
lulzcoaster 3
wow everyone is so onesided on this whole cheating thing, everyone knows girls dont count BECAUSE THREESOME but guys count cuz THEY CAN STEAL THE GIRL. jeezus
manicethemage 9
Unless you're bi.
perdix 31
At least it wasn't the coach. That happened at my high school. The coach and the player ran off and got married. He left behind a daughter a year older than his new wife. Lovely, huh. His name was Lester. Really.
newbiehere99 6
Dumbass people who try and be rude but can't spell and use improper grammar are considered losers in my book.
Jaxx66 21
Whoa whoa. Newbie, calm yourself. One: you just subjected those around you to a run-on sentence. Two; you're the one being the rude asshole. Three: wtf even made you comment on that when he was just making a statement and not insulting anyone who doesn't deserve it! Cheaters are losers and a slew of other names, when did they come back up to being part of the human race to deserve to have equal rights?
fallenangel72 7
Please tell me how tf this gets thumbs down
happle 21
79- That's slightly ****** up.
callwoodtj 2
Cheating is cheating I wouldn't be turned on regardless of what sex it was with....