Today, my girlfriend admitted to me that she has been sleeping with someone on her girls basketball team, which at first turned me on. Then I found out he's the team manager. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML
Today, I found my girlfriend in bed with her gym trainer. They said they were doing cardio. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML
Today, one of my good friends confided in me about the affair she is having with our boss. She'd been sleeping with him for three months and told me they were in love, but it had to be kept quiet due to our company's very strict anti-fraternization policy. I've also been secretly seeing him all year. FML
Today, I learned of my girlfriend’s affair with her coworker. And by coworker, I mean my long-time friend, who we helped get a job at her work in the first place. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML
Today, I found out that a girl who I really liked at work, who is my manager and with whom I'm friends, and who knows I like her, has been secretly dating someone else who works there for a month, and everyone at work knew except me, because she didn't want to tell me. FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
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flockz 20
now she has her hands on balls on and off the court.
Pleonasm 36
Now that's what I call double-dribbling.
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Comments (66)
chellyX92 8
Yes cheating is a horrible thing and no one ever deserves it, but to have a double standard because one form is "hot" isn't all too cool. FYL but at the mean time learn what a truly committed closed relationship is.
chippa 24
People don't choose to be turned on. Just because the thought of his girlfriend having sex with a girl made him horny doesn't mean he wouldn't be hurt by it.
chris_42 11
Anyone, Team Manager or otherwise, who considers the Team Manager a member of the team is completely delusional.
yeti37 16
she just went for the lay up...
RebelYell14 4
Next it will be the coach.
Enslaved 38
You didn't think of it as still cheating? Very similar. . . A producer of Bang Bus comes into my job all the time. He once explain that some guys get turned on when they start dating a **** star, then they realize she is also ******* around with another guy/girl (plus). It's hard to get pass that, especially when you care for/love the person.
Bblock 5
#ballislife lol
PhishloverA 14
Is it bad that I wouldn't be mad if my girlfriend did stuff with another girl? I think I'd be turned on and join in
GoldenGrizzly 7
Sigh. Why do guys always think that if two girls are having sex that they are waiting for a guy to join in? Unless you set up a Lesbian Bang Session to watch and take part in, then it is likely the girl who is banging/scissoring your girlfriend is just interested in her. Lesbianism is not just something done for the pleasure of horny guys. On top of that, if your girlfriend is cheating on you with girls, then likely you are either dealing with a cheating lesbian who is going to leave you because she found out she likes muff, or a cheating bisexual who might move onto guys soon.
noisebox 1
The ultimate betrayal, whenever that happens it's time to throw them on the curb, el pronto.....
joethebiden 8
I feel your pain. I just had the shortest-lived boner.
SoultheWolf 19
I would've felt sorry for you if you didn't only considered this cheating when you found out it was with a guy. Even if she was with a girl it was still cheating.